Paris in the Pokey

Zuke · Post by **Zuke** » May 4, 2007 8:26 pm

The princess is going away for awhile.........

BC-APNewsAlert,0039
LOS ANGELES (AP) - LOS ANGELES (AP) - A judge has sentenced
Paris Hilton to 45 days in Los Angeles County jail for violating
her probation in a reckless driving case.

Tequila Revenge · Post by **Tequila Revenge** » May 4, 2007 8:29 pm

Wonder if LA County will require her to wear her undies while in the hole?

irishcajunphan · Post by **irishcajunphan** » May 4, 2007 8:29 pm

It's about time one of the celebs has to do time.

Wino you know · Post by **Wino you know** » May 4, 2007 8:29 pm

PARIS IN THE POKEY!

I hope none of the jailers do the "POKEY IN PARIS."

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,269890,00.html

Tequila Revenge · Post by **Tequila Revenge** » May 4, 2007 8:32 pm

irishcajunphan wrote:It's about time one of the celebs has to do time.

She won't be on Opra to promote her new book, "What I Learned in Jail."

She won't make a TV movie about the emotional tramma of being in jail.

She won't call in Dr. Phill to counsel her

She won't get a lawyer to get her permission to start a Paris in the Pokey blog

PackPhanGirl · Post by **PackPhanGirl** » May 5, 2007 10:09 am

looks like she will be living the 'simple life'!

TropicalTroubador · Post by **TropicalTroubador** » May 6, 2007 6:22 pm

Three words everyone's waiting to hear: Body cavity searches.

'Nuff said.

At least it'll be safer to drive in LA while she's in the slam.

irishcajunphan · Post by **irishcajunphan** » May 6, 2007 6:23 pm

I'm waiting for her to miss her deadline of June 5th and get 90 days claiming that she was waiting on the appeal to go through and doesn't open her mail because "she has people who do that for her."

flipflopgirl · Post by **flipflopgirl** » May 7, 2007 9:34 am

irishcajunphan wrote:I'm waiting for her to miss her deadline of June 5th and get 90 days claiming that she was waiting on the appeal to go through and doesn't open her mail because "she has people who do that for her."

CaptainP · Post by **CaptainP** » May 7, 2007 9:35 am

TropicalTroubador wrote:Three words everyone's waiting to hear: Body cavity searches.

Yeah...the little tramp is probably looking forward to that....

flipflopgirl · Post by **flipflopgirl** » May 7, 2007 9:38 am

CaptainP wrote:
TropicalTroubador wrote:Three words everyone's waiting to hear: Body cavity searches.
Yeah...the little tramp is probably looking forward to that....

and she will be prepared! NO PANTIES!

ToplessRideFL · Post by **ToplessRideFL** » May 7, 2007 10:14 am

First thing I thought of when seeing this thread was not Paris Hilton!

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » May 7, 2007 10:26 am

Front page news in the NY papers. I guess there's nothing important going on in the world.

This b**** needs to go away, now. Why should anyone give a s*** about her? She has no talent, except for maybe giving head, and she's famous for what, being rich and famous? What a waste of flesh.

CaptainP · Post by **CaptainP** » May 7, 2007 10:51 am

LIPH wrote: What a waste of flesh.

Famous for being famous. How does it start?

More importantly....HOW CAN WE STOP IT!!!

Ambition At Bay · Post by **Ambition At Bay** » May 7, 2007 7:47 pm

LIPH wrote:Front page news in the NY papers. I guess there's nothing important going on in the world. This b**** needs to go away, now. Why should anyone give a s*** about her? She has no talent, except for maybe giving head, and she's famous for what, being rich and famous? What a waste of flesh.

EXACTLY!
I'm luvin' this jail deal...

Buh-bye....
(wish it was longer)
her jail term that is

Dezdmona · Post by **Dezdmona** » May 8, 2007 10:48 am

Paris Hilton Asks for Schwarzenegger Pardon

Paris Hilton is now part of a grass-roots campaign to keep her out of jail.

In a message that went up Monday on her MySpace page and reported in the New York Post, the hotel heiress writes (in her own spelling): "My friend Joshua started this petition, please help and sihn it. i LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!"

The petition, directed to California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, asks that Hilton be pardoned from her sentence of 45 days in jail for violating the terms of her probation by driving with a suspended license. The punishment was handed down in Los Angeles Superior Court on Friday. An appeal has been filed.

"I urge all fans and supporters and all that are outraged by injustice to sign this petition," writes Hilton.

etc...

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » May 8, 2007 10:54 am

Since she has "people who do that for me" maybe she'll try to get someone else to serve her sentence for her.

chippewa · Post by **chippewa** » May 8, 2007 10:58 am

Where's the petition to lock her up and lose the key?

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » May 8, 2007 11:06 am

Thought this was going to be about Jimmy getting jailed on that x-warrant and not being able to do the Paris show..

Ambition At Bay · Post by **Ambition At Bay** » May 8, 2007 11:12 am

Wonder how "HOT" she'll think she is in an orange jumpsuit

This is so great