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Posted: May 9, 2007 11:21 am
by Longboardn' ASEL&S
buffettbride wrote:Poop is a fairly regular topic of conversation in my house. I have a 3 year old little boy. He loves poop!
He'll grow out of it soon.
Be forwarned though, pharting becomes even more interesting next,
and the facination lasts many years!
Our boys are 16 and 17 1/2, and they STILL are
much too entertained by that natural phenomenon

Posted: May 9, 2007 11:24 am
by buffettbride
Longboardn' ASEL&S wrote:buffettbride wrote:Poop is a fairly regular topic of conversation in my house. I have a 3 year old little boy. He loves poop!
He'll grow out of it soon.
Be forwarned though, pharting becomes even more interesting next,
and the facination lasts many years!
Our boys are 16 and 17 1/2, and they STILL are
much too entertained by that natural phenomenon

It's all about farts at our house too. Pretty much anything that can come out of your butt is a high source of entertainment at our house.

It doesn't help that hubby is obsessed with his pooper too.

Even my daughter makes Uranus jokes.
Posted: May 9, 2007 11:29 am
by Longboardn' ASEL&S
buffettbride wrote: It's all about farts at our house too. Pretty much anything that can come out of your butt is a high source of entertainment at our house.

It doesn't help that hubby is obsessed with his pooper too.

Even my daughter makes Uranus jokes.
I guess I wish I could be entertained so easily and cheaply.
My kicks just keep getting harder to find......
Posted: May 9, 2007 11:33 am
by Dezdmona
buffettbride wrote:Longboardn' ASEL&S wrote:buffettbride wrote:Poop is a fairly regular topic of conversation in my house. I have a 3 year old little boy. He loves poop!
He'll grow out of it soon.
Be forwarned though, pharting becomes even more interesting next,
and the facination lasts many years!
Our boys are 16 and 17 1/2, and they STILL are
much too entertained by that natural phenomenon

It's all about farts at our house too. Pretty much anything that can come out of your butt is a high source of entertainment at our house.

It doesn't help that hubby is obsessed with his pooper too.

Even my daughter makes Uranus jokes.
Oh gosh...my son is totally thrilled with his body, but my DH is very modest.
Makes for very entertaining moments.
It's soooo funny to see my son come out of the shower wrapped in his towel and then ripping it off saying "Ta Da" in front of DH....just to see his reaction!

Posted: May 9, 2007 11:34 am
by buffettbride
Dezdmona wrote:buffettbride wrote:Longboardn' ASEL&S wrote:buffettbride wrote:Poop is a fairly regular topic of conversation in my house. I have a 3 year old little boy. He loves poop!
He'll grow out of it soon.
Be forwarned though, pharting becomes even more interesting next,
and the facination lasts many years!
Our boys are 16 and 17 1/2, and they STILL are
much too entertained by that natural phenomenon

It's all about farts at our house too. Pretty much anything that can come out of your butt is a high source of entertainment at our house.

It doesn't help that hubby is obsessed with his pooper too.

Even my daughter makes Uranus jokes.
Oh gosh...my son is totally thrilled with his body, but my DH is very modest.
Makes for very entertaining moments.
It's soooo funny to see my son come out of the shower wrapped in his towel and then ripping it off saying "Ta Da" in front of DH....just to see his reaction!

Oh geez!!!
Modesty is not something my family struggles with.

Posted: May 9, 2007 12:43 pm
by citcat
Longboardn' ASEL&S wrote:buffettbride wrote: It's all about farts at our house too. Pretty much anything that can come out of your butt is a high source of entertainment at our house.

It doesn't help that hubby is obsessed with his pooper too.

Even my daughter makes Uranus jokes.
I guess I wish I could be entertained so easily and cheaply.
My kicks just keep getting harder to find......
I love Paul Revere and the Raiders. THey did a fantastic show in Branson.
There was Oprah's favorite doctor on her show recenty...he said if you're healthy and eating right, you shouldn't be able to hear it drop (splash)
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. I can't figure that one out..?????
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Posted: May 9, 2007 12:45 pm
by pojo
I should have paid more attention to the Browns in the SuperBOWL
Posted: May 9, 2007 12:46 pm
by Conolulu
Longboardn' ASEL&S wrote:buffettbride wrote:Poop is a fairly regular topic of conversation in my house. I have a 3 year old little boy. He loves poop!
He'll grow out of it soon.
Be forwarned though, pharting becomes even more interesting next,
and the facination lasts many years!
Our boys are 16 and 17 1/2, and they STILL are
much too entertained by that natural phenomenon

They grow out of it???
My son is almost 30 and still finds it highly amusing.....still does (Tries!) the ol' "Pull My Finger" routine on Mom...

Posted: May 9, 2007 12:52 pm
by SharkOnLand
citcat wrote:Longboardn' ASEL&S wrote:buffettbride wrote: It's all about farts at our house too. Pretty much anything that can come out of your butt is a high source of entertainment at our house.

It doesn't help that hubby is obsessed with his pooper too.

Even my daughter makes Uranus jokes.
I guess I wish I could be entertained so easily and cheaply.
My kicks just keep getting harder to find......
I love Paul Revere and the Raiders. THey did a fantastic show in Branson.
There was Oprah's favorite doctor on her show recenty...he said if you're healthy and eating right, you shouldn't be able to hear it drop (splash)
![sadtard [smilie=sadtard.gif]](./images/smilies/sadtard.gif)
. I can't figure that one out..?????
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Oprah just poops in her pool and pays people to clean it. No splash.
Posted: May 9, 2007 12:53 pm
by pbans
Conolulu wrote:Longboardn' ASEL&S wrote:buffettbride wrote:Poop is a fairly regular topic of conversation in my house. I have a 3 year old little boy. He loves poop!
He'll grow out of it soon.
Be forwarned though, pharting becomes even more interesting next,
and the facination lasts many years!
Our boys are 16 and 17 1/2, and they STILL are
much too entertained by that natural phenomenon

They grow out of it???
My son is almost 30 and still finds it highly amusing.....still does (Tries!) the ol' "Pull My Finger" routine on Mom...

my husband is 56......still waiting....
Posted: May 9, 2007 12:54 pm
by Conolulu
pbans wrote:Conolulu wrote:Longboardn' ASEL&S wrote:buffettbride wrote:Poop is a fairly regular topic of conversation in my house. I have a 3 year old little boy. He loves poop!
He'll grow out of it soon.
Be forwarned though, pharting becomes even more interesting next,
and the facination lasts many years!
Our boys are 16 and 17 1/2, and they STILL are
much too entertained by that natural phenomenon

They grow out of it???
My son is almost 30 and still finds it highly amusing.....still does (Tries!) the ol' "Pull My Finger" routine on Mom...

my husband is 56......still waiting....
Not going to happen, Paige...
Try waiting on something that may happen in our lifetime.....

Posted: May 9, 2007 1:08 pm
by dean_siu
Ok...now that we've solved the floating issue, I have 2 other questions....
1) Why are some poops straight while others are more "artistic"?
2) Why does the corn phenonomon exist?
Posted: May 9, 2007 1:10 pm
by balcony girls
dean_siu wrote:Ok...now that we've solved the floating issue, I have 2 other questions....
1) Why are some poops straight while others are more "artistic"?
2) Why does the corn phenonomon exist?
. .

Re: does your poop float . . ? ?
Posted: May 9, 2007 1:24 pm
by Tiki Bar
Re: does your poop float . . ? ?
Posted: May 9, 2007 1:34 pm
by balcony girls
Posted: May 9, 2007 1:40 pm
by Conolulu
Posted: May 9, 2007 1:43 pm
by OceanCityGirl
ok admit it. now you all are checking when you go to see what you really have.
Posted: May 9, 2007 1:47 pm
by flyboy55
Posted: May 9, 2007 1:48 pm
by OceanCityGirl
I should have paid more attention to the Browns in the SuperBOWL
Why? Did they sink or float?
Posted: May 9, 2007 2:54 pm
by PJ
dean_siu wrote:Ok...now that we've solved the floating issue, I have 2 other questions....
1) Why are some poops straight while others are more "artistic"?
2) Why does the corn phenonomon exist?
Can't help you on the first one, but I think I can give an answer to number 2 (oh gosh that was bad).
The human body can't digest the kernal of corn. It really just wasn't meant for us as humans to be eaten. Since there is nothing to break down and use in the corn, it passes through the digestive system relatively intact. As the rest of our digested food has nutrients, etc sucked out of it on the way through, it is reduced to what we know as poop. The undigested corn just gets sucked along for the ride.
That is how my 10th grade biology teacher explained it to us anyway. I guess in the same vein, if we were unable to digest rice, when we ate it we would have a rice phenonomon instead of, or to ago along with, the corn.