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drunkpirate66 wrote:it splatters. sorry, you asked. I am a splatterer. Not ashamed. Not proud. Just am. I splatter.

TMI, 66, just plainly TMI

play the home game...

chippewa wrote:play the home game...

drunkpirate66 wrote:it splatters. sorry, you asked. I am a splatterer. Not ashamed. Not proud. Just am. I splatter.

Uranus is feisty!!!!

dean_siu wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

freaky4tiki wrote:

OceanCityGirl wrote:ok admit it. now you all are checking when you go to see what you really have.

ROTFLMAO

I haven't made poopie yet today.

what happened? run out of sugar free lifesavers?

oh for heaven's sake!

drunkpirate66 wrote:

fins2theleft wrote:

drunkpirate66 wrote:it splatters. sorry, you asked. I am a splatterer. Not ashamed. Not proud. Just am. I splatter.

and this is way too much
TMI!!!

Hey!!!! Blame those sassy Florida Buffett Followers for bringing this up. I am hjust answering a difficult question honestly and I cannot help who I am . . . if I was a super hero "splattering" would be my power - k?

They call him: SPLATTERMAN!!!!


sorry I had to.....

STL PARROTHEAD wrote:
They call him: SPLATTERMAN!!!!
sorry I had to.....

Singing softly to myself:
Splatterman, Splatterman, goes where ever he sees a can...

I can't believe this has made four pages...and then again I'm sort of surprised it's not more

PJ wrote:

STL PARROTHEAD wrote:
They call him: SPLATTERMAN!!!!
sorry I had to.....

Singing softly to myself:
Splatterman, Splatterman, goes where ever he sees a can...

Wow . . . thank you for that. Now I won't be able to sleep. Ha!

DOODY!!!!

THAT looks both nutritious AND delicious!

OceanCityGirl wrote:

I should have paid more attention to the Browns in the SuperBOWL

Why? Did they sink or float?

I don't know.... That's why I should have paid more attention.... If I would have looked.... I could have reported on the Browns status at the Superbowl..... whether a 1st down or a 4th down

I just wanted this thread to stick around for another day to see where it goes . . . hope all is well. Mine sank this morning . . .

drunkpirate66 wrote:I just wanted this thread to stick around for another day to see where it goes . . . .

Maybe the mods could make it a sticky

Oh no, now we are reminded of yet another variety of poop

Have you ever wondered why all conversations always end up with s***?

Poopie List-- does it float?


GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!

Tequila Revenge wrote:Poopie List-- does it float?


GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!

Barometer soup for the PH soul!

while we debate the mystery of floating poop, i can tell
why the poops are tapered...........so your butthole doesn't
slam shut!

(no, not a butt-pirate)

The thread that won't die

Tequila Revenge wrote:Poopie List-- does it float?


GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!

I have that book!!!!!


great coffee table book!!