an old couple strike up a relationship at the retirement center dance one night and decided to go back to HOG's house for some nookie.
as they start ripping each others clothes off, the woman pauses and says
"Go easy, I have acute angina"
NOG then replies, "I sure hope so, your tits are nothin to speak of"....
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Re: Old Couple Dating
AlbatrossFlyer wrote:an old couple strike up a relationship at the retirement center dance one night and decided to go back to HOG's house for some nookie.
as they start ripping each others clothes off, the woman pauses and says
"Go easy, I have acute angina"
HOG then replies, "I sure hope so, your tits are nothin to speak of"....
ok...that made me giggle...
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