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PerfectPartner
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Men in Heaven

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MEN IN HEAVEN

When everyone on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise,
God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One
line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the
other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I
want all the women to report to St. Peter."

Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men. The
line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles
long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household,
there was only one man.

God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created
you to be the head of your household! You have been disobedient
and have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed.
Learn from him."

God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only
one in this line?"

The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here .
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Post by CapnK »

:o :o :o :lol: :lol:
Telling myself the same lies that I told myself back home
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:o :o :D :D :D
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:o :o :o :D :D Girl Power!
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