Playing it TOO cool?
Posted: May 25, 2007 3:23 pm
I've read with pride how other Bners have handled their encounters with The Man, most recently those of the Orlando group at the Cafe, BuffettonmyBMW at Anguilla, and of course CatchandRelease also at the Anguilla affair.
I always assume I would try to be cool and calm like C&R was, and say the appropriate things.
But have any of you thought about what you would do if you met a Celebrity just by chance when nobody else was around?
If you had an extended time slot and were'nt in line with others all waiting for their chance?
I always knew that if that ever happened, I would play it real cool, hardly letting on that I even knew who the person was, with the intent of being welcome to spend extra "quality" time with that star.
In the Summer of '84 , it happened, but I blew it!
Oh, I stayed cool alright, but TOO cool!
I had decided to learn to windsurf that Summer, and took a 1 hour lesson.
Armed with all of that experience, I began renting sailboards at a sleepy boat shack on Orchard Lake, near my house in Michigan.
The sport was evolving rapidly at the time, and the place had just taken delivery of a brand new much higher tech model.
I was told that you had to arrive early if you wanted a shot at it.
As the first and only one there on my third day out, I requested and got assigned to it. I was thrilled, and as I carefully rigged the sail, tightened the downhaul and outhaul, I admired the beauty of this new and sleek board.
There was only a small amount of wind, but so what, I was a beginer and looking forward to a mellow day of sailing.
As I was just about to launch, I noticed the young attendant who had taken my money and I.D. slowly approaching me.
Something must have been wrong, I thought. Or maybe he just wanted to carefully check my rigging of this brand new craft.
He pointed to some tall lanky balding guy standing up there, and asked me:
" James Taylor would like to try out the Bermuda today. Would it be O.K. with you if he took it and you took one of the Clubs instead?"
I looked at him in "Yeah, right, James Taylor" disbelief, but accepted the swap.
I hate being BSed by someone, but I just wanted to get out and sail.
I was told to review the rigging with "Mr. Taylor".
Way too tall, too skinny, and far too bald, when he spoke to me my jaw dropped! You cannot fake Sweet Baby James mellowness nor voice.
It obviously WAS him, and here I was showing him the "ropes" literaly of the brand new Mistral Bermuda!
It was so quiet on the lake, WE WERE THE ONLY TWO PEOPLE OUT THAT DAY!
I had all the time in the world, so I refrained from any idol worship or references to lyrics. All we did was sail along side each other talking abouth nothing other than the lack of wind and the differences between the two models.
I knew to just play it cool, and give him the enjoyment of just being a regular renter. There was no handlers, just him.
I was going to make friends with him, both of us equaly skilled at the art of sailboarding at that time.
I knew, he would eventually invite me to the East to sail with him, since he would have thought I was such good company.
The weak but tricky winds caused some problems, a large island with tall trees in the center of the lake allowing for rapidly changing wind directions.
We got seperated by the diverging winds, but no problem, with my three days of experience I could catch up with him for sure.
NOT!!!!!!!!!!
Half a lake away from each other, the wind died!
Eventually, I started to paddle, as did he, but a puff would come and we would each go for it, but end up even further in separation.
I could see him paddling, but he soon disapeared behind the other side of the island.
The wind returned, and as I slowly got blown downwind I had some great rides. After a while, JT was nowhere to be seen.
It took me along time to work my way upwind, but when I stopped at the shack James was long gone.
The crew showed me the autographs that he had signed for them, and even though these young and rough guys were'nt really sure who he was or what he did, they had no desire to part with any of the memorabilia.
After returning home, I watched the 5:00 news, and sure enough James Talor was in concert that evening less than 10 miles from the lake.
I played it cool. Too cool. I have the memories, but never even got to extend my appreciation for his talent to him.
He must of thought that I was just too dumb to know who he was.
Maybe I gave him what he really wanted- a sailboarding buddy for a few hours that treated him the same as anybody else would be.
I ended up purchasing a brand new Bermuda of my own the following week, which soon became antiquated in the rapidly changing world of sailboard design. I became the owner of several others over the years, but still take the Bermuda out in the really light winds.
I can't help but think of James Taylor every time I rig it up though.
I also learned alot more about how winds encircle islands, and plan for it in advance!
Are you prepared for a purely by chance encounter with a star with plenty of available time?
I always assume I would try to be cool and calm like C&R was, and say the appropriate things.
But have any of you thought about what you would do if you met a Celebrity just by chance when nobody else was around?
If you had an extended time slot and were'nt in line with others all waiting for their chance?
I always knew that if that ever happened, I would play it real cool, hardly letting on that I even knew who the person was, with the intent of being welcome to spend extra "quality" time with that star.
In the Summer of '84 , it happened, but I blew it!
Oh, I stayed cool alright, but TOO cool!
I had decided to learn to windsurf that Summer, and took a 1 hour lesson.
Armed with all of that experience, I began renting sailboards at a sleepy boat shack on Orchard Lake, near my house in Michigan.
The sport was evolving rapidly at the time, and the place had just taken delivery of a brand new much higher tech model.
I was told that you had to arrive early if you wanted a shot at it.
As the first and only one there on my third day out, I requested and got assigned to it. I was thrilled, and as I carefully rigged the sail, tightened the downhaul and outhaul, I admired the beauty of this new and sleek board.
There was only a small amount of wind, but so what, I was a beginer and looking forward to a mellow day of sailing.
As I was just about to launch, I noticed the young attendant who had taken my money and I.D. slowly approaching me.
Something must have been wrong, I thought. Or maybe he just wanted to carefully check my rigging of this brand new craft.
He pointed to some tall lanky balding guy standing up there, and asked me:
" James Taylor would like to try out the Bermuda today. Would it be O.K. with you if he took it and you took one of the Clubs instead?"
I looked at him in "Yeah, right, James Taylor" disbelief, but accepted the swap.
I hate being BSed by someone, but I just wanted to get out and sail.
I was told to review the rigging with "Mr. Taylor".
Way too tall, too skinny, and far too bald, when he spoke to me my jaw dropped! You cannot fake Sweet Baby James mellowness nor voice.
It obviously WAS him, and here I was showing him the "ropes" literaly of the brand new Mistral Bermuda!
It was so quiet on the lake, WE WERE THE ONLY TWO PEOPLE OUT THAT DAY!
I had all the time in the world, so I refrained from any idol worship or references to lyrics. All we did was sail along side each other talking abouth nothing other than the lack of wind and the differences between the two models.
I knew to just play it cool, and give him the enjoyment of just being a regular renter. There was no handlers, just him.
I was going to make friends with him, both of us equaly skilled at the art of sailboarding at that time.
I knew, he would eventually invite me to the East to sail with him, since he would have thought I was such good company.
The weak but tricky winds caused some problems, a large island with tall trees in the center of the lake allowing for rapidly changing wind directions.
We got seperated by the diverging winds, but no problem, with my three days of experience I could catch up with him for sure.
NOT!!!!!!!!!!
Half a lake away from each other, the wind died!
Eventually, I started to paddle, as did he, but a puff would come and we would each go for it, but end up even further in separation.
I could see him paddling, but he soon disapeared behind the other side of the island.
The wind returned, and as I slowly got blown downwind I had some great rides. After a while, JT was nowhere to be seen.
It took me along time to work my way upwind, but when I stopped at the shack James was long gone.
The crew showed me the autographs that he had signed for them, and even though these young and rough guys were'nt really sure who he was or what he did, they had no desire to part with any of the memorabilia.
After returning home, I watched the 5:00 news, and sure enough James Talor was in concert that evening less than 10 miles from the lake.
I played it cool. Too cool. I have the memories, but never even got to extend my appreciation for his talent to him.
He must of thought that I was just too dumb to know who he was.
Maybe I gave him what he really wanted- a sailboarding buddy for a few hours that treated him the same as anybody else would be.
I ended up purchasing a brand new Bermuda of my own the following week, which soon became antiquated in the rapidly changing world of sailboard design. I became the owner of several others over the years, but still take the Bermuda out in the really light winds.
I can't help but think of James Taylor every time I rig it up though.
I also learned alot more about how winds encircle islands, and plan for it in advance!
Are you prepared for a purely by chance encounter with a star with plenty of available time?