Some New Package Warnings

[ladyparrothead]

"Dispose of contents after usage." - Found on disposable diapers.

"Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." - Found on a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.

"Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows." - Found on a box for a window air conditioner.

"Warning: May contain nuts." - Found on peanut butter container.

"Do not jump from vessel while moving." - Found on cruise-ship railing.

"Do not use orally after using rectally." - Found in the instructions for an electric thermometer.

"This broom does not actually fly." - Found on the label of a toy witch's broom.

"Peel fruit from cellophane backing before eating." - Found on the package of a fruit roll-up snack.

"For external use only." - Found on a curling iron.

"For best results start with clean bathtub before use." - Found on a bottle of bathroom cleanser.

"Do not drive with sunshield in place." - Found on a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.

"Warning: Contents are strong. For adult stomachs only." Found on a box of chocolates.

"Do not eat toner." - Found on a toner cartridge for a laser printer.

"Not intended for highway use." Found on a 13-inch wheel for a wheelbarrow.

"Other side for use." - Label on the bottom of a cup.

"Warning: May contain small parts." - Found on a Frisbee.

"Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." Found on a portable stroller.

"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." - Found on a bottle of dog shampoo.

"Warning: Grease in chips may cause anal leakage." - Found on a popular brand of potato chips.

[ragtopW]

[horseyparrot]

"Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." Found on a portable stroller.

oh my dear l@rd!!

(Here's your stupid sign!!)

[phjrsaunt]

Thanks for sharing some laughter!

[Dancin'Queen]

'Here's Your Sign!'

[unclejohn]