In college I was thrown out of a bar before I ever got in, and to top it off it was my college roommate that was the bouncer. As I was getting out of my friends Yugo I hit my head, it and I was rubbing it. The cop working the door told the bouncer not to let me in. Of course there was 6 of us getting out of the car. It must of looked like a clown car. I thought my rommate was joking with me at first and I walked in, the cop walked up behind me and said that if I did not wany a problem I would have to leave. Needless to say we all left. The bar was Slateries in Fitchburg, Mass.
Not kicked out...but many years ago...I walked in and the bartender took one look at me and my friends....and said "Y'all can stay..but SHE cannot drink"...
yeah...SHE would be me.
Sliders. Fernandina Beach....Restaurant by day...Bar by Night...
I never had....but a friend of mine wasn't let in...it was his stag and he got pretty bombed......well we wanted to go in...so we hid him behind some bushes......he fell aslepp...and we got him after the bar closed!!!
Regularly. Supposed dress code violations. Owner usually responds with another free meal and drinks after following up. I always run a tab just in case!
Old Man in Tank Top, Boardn' the Blacktop, Still chilln' after all of these years
I got kicked out of a nasty strip joint for not tipping a big,ugly,dancer...I would have happily tossed her some peanuts if I had some...Iwas happy to get the H...outta there!!
Back in college, I had an "alternate form of identification" , which made me to appear a year older than I was. It was always good as gold at a certain drug store. On my 21st b-day I went there and used my real driver's license. The clerk kept staring at it, called a manager over, they finally told me it was altered (it wasn't!) Had a discussion with the manager, he asked that I not do business with them anymore.
...I wanted to tell him I'd been buying beer from there for 6 months.
most bars in Key West . . . although not thrown out they were just closing down and asked if I could come back in a couple hours when they would open back up . . .
ever hear Ron White's "Drunk In Public"?
hilarious.
the hit and run is as good as any religion around this time of year . . .
, which made me to appear a year older than I was. It was always good as gold at a certain drug store. On my 21st b-day I went there and used my real driver's license. The clerk kept staring at it, called a manager over, they finally told me it was altered (it wasn't!) Had a discussion with the manager, he asked that I not do business with them anymore. 