Dear Abby

Wino you know · Post by **Wino you know** » June 5, 2007 12:06 pm

Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont , Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth . One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas .

I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview . She is a part time "working girl".

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancée and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Hillary Clinton for President?

Signed,
Worried About My Reputation

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » June 5, 2007 4:23 pm

johnson2113 · Post by **johnson2113** » June 5, 2007 10:22 pm

Triathlete-Parakeet2 · Post by **Triathlete-Parakeet2** » June 10, 2007 6:31 pm

haha, well, ive heard it the other way too!! BTW i doubt Hillary could POSSIBLY do as much damage as Georgie Dubya.

Wino you know · Post by **Wino you know** » June 10, 2007 6:34 pm

Triathlete-Parakeet2 wrote:haha, well, ive heard it the other way too!! BTW i doubt Hillary could POSSIBLY do as much damage as Georgie Dubya.

She did her damage long before "Georgie Dubya" ever thought of become our prez, and much more than he EVER could.
Let's not have a friggin' sequel.
The state of New York WANTS her, they can damn well HAVE her.

SeattleParrotHead · Post by **SeattleParrotHead** » June 10, 2007 7:16 pm

How many American lives did Hillary cost us? WAKE UP!

Wino you know · Post by **Wino you know** » June 10, 2007 11:41 pm

SeattleParrotHead wrote:How many American lives did Hillary cost us? WAKE UP!

I don't know how many. The final figures aren't in yet as a result of her meal ticket husband selling nuclear secrets to the Chicoms.

Maybe it'll be close to the number of deaths caused by the Al Queda bastards and their stooges throughout the middle east.

HebertNecessity · Post by **HebertNecessity** » June 11, 2007 10:45 am

We need Hilary, we need more taxes and more government, because wez to stupid to think for ourselves, we needs to cut our military like Slick Willy did and then cut the FBI and CIA's budget so they can't bust us( I don't think Sandy Burgler will be able to pull that off again)