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AP-Paris Hilton URGENT

LOS ANGELES (AP) - A judge in Los Angeles has ordered Paris
Hilton returned to jail, and she was taken from court screaming.


(Copyright 2007 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)

AP-NY-06-08-07 1511EDT

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AP-Paris Hilton URGENT, take 2

The judge says she has to serve out her entire 45-day sentence
for a parole violation in a reckless driving case. A weeping Hilton
shouted, "It's not right!"


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Post by mjeischen »

I'm laughing so hard I think I may pee myself.

Someone is going to lose their job over this . . .

Any word on the medical condition that got her out and how they intend to treat it?
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I'll stay on this breaking story for my BN friends!
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LOS ANGELES (AP) - Paris Hilton was escorted from a courtroom
screaming and crying on Friday after a judge sent her back to jail
to serve out her entire 45-day sentence for a parole violation in a
reckless driving case.
"It's not right!" shouted the weeping Hilton. "Mom!" she
called out to her mother in the audience.
Hilton, who was brought to court in handcuffs in a sheriff's
car, came into the courtroom disheveled and weeping. Her hair was
askew and she wore a gray fuzzy sweatshirt over slacks. She wore no
makeup and she cried throughout the hearing.
Her body also shook constantly as she dabbed at her eyes.
Several times she turned to her parents, seated behind her in the
courtroom, and mouthed, "I love you."
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Post by Dutch Harbor PH »

Geeeezzzzzz!!!!
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I thought this was real news about the Paris show, not that overindulged airhead......
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Post by PJ »

I don't know which is funnier, Paris having to go back to jail for the full 45 days, or Shppard Smith on Fox News Channel giving his reading of the AP takes, complete with vocal intonations on the quotes from Paris.
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Post by Oz_79 »

Keep them coming Zuke, and can't wait until I can see all of this on tv
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Post by txaggirl91 »

PJ wrote:I don't know which is funnier, Paris having to go back to jail for the full 45 days, or Shppard Smith on Fox News Channel giving his reading of the AP takes, complete with vocal intonations on the quotes from Paris.
i was flipping channels and caught the breaking news on fox.... he was having too much fun with this...

and good. i'm glad she is back in jail. serve your time.... just like anyone else would have to do.
I must be wishing on someone else's star....
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txaggirl91 wrote:
PJ wrote:I don't know which is funnier, Paris having to go back to jail for the full 45 days, or Shppard Smith on Fox News Channel giving his reading of the AP takes, complete with vocal intonations on the quotes from Paris.
i was flipping channels and caught the breaking news on fox.... he was having too much fun with this...

and good. i'm glad she is back in jail. serve your time.... just like anyone else would have to do.
sometimes the justice system works :D
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Post by Zuke »

Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer was calm but apparently
irked by the morning's developments. He said he had left the
courthouse Thursday night having signed an order for Hilton to
appear for the hearing.
When he got in his car early Friday, he said, he heard a radio
report that he had approved Hilton's participation in the hearing
by telephone, but he had not.
"I at no time condoned the actions of the sheriff and at no
time told him I approved the actions," he said of the decision to
release Hilton from jail after three days.
"At no time did I approve the defendant being released from
custody to her home on Kings Road," Sauer said.
Assistant City Attorney Dan F. Jeffries argued that Hilton
should be returned to jail, and said that was purely the judge's
decision to make. "Her release after only three days erodes
confidence in the judicial system," Jeffries said.
Hilton's attorney, Richard Hutton, implored the judge to order a
hearing in his chambers at which he would hear testimony about
Hilton's medical condition before making a decision.
The judge did not respond to that suggestion.
Another of her attorneys, Steve Levine, said, "The sheriff has
determined that because of her medical situation, this (jail) is a
dangerous place for her."
"The court's role here is to let the Sheriff's Department run
the jail," he said.
A former district attorney, Robert Philibosian, also represented
Hilton. He said that the law supports the sheriff in making an
independent decision on her custodial situation.
The judge interrupted several times to say that he had received
a call last Wednesday from an undersheriff informing him that
Hilton had a medical condition and that he would submit papers to
the judge to consider. He said the papers never arrived.
Every few minutes, the judge would interrupt proceedings and
state the time on the clock and note that the papers still had not
arrived.
He also noted that he had heard that a private psychiatrist
visited Hilton in jail and he wondered if that person played a role
in deciding her medical needs.
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:roll: :cry: boo freakin' hoo [smilie=asa.gif]
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Post by Oz_79 »

This is awesome!!!
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Post by RAYRO »

Zuke, thanks for the play by play.....

This is good stuff.......
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Post by SchoolGirlHeart »

time to grow up, Paris.....
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Post by Wino you know »

It's hard to believe a judge in CALIFORNIA actually got it right.

PARIS-
Serve your time, grow the he|| up, and SHUT the he|| up.
Don't like it in jail?
DON'T BREAK THE LAW!!!
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Wino you know wrote:It's hard to believe a judge in CALIFORNIA actually got it right.

PARIS-
Serve your time, grow the he|| up, and SHUT the he|| up.
Don't like it in jail?
DON'T BREAK THE LAW!!!
Breakin' the law breakin' the law!
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Post by CaptainP »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
The little princess was bawling her eyes out!!!!!!!
Apparantly giving blow-jobs to the warden went to waste...



I heard a rumor that the person at the jail who released her early might be charged.
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Post by Carolinadreamin' »

Zuke...you had way too much fun with this thread.....hehehehehe

Thanks for relaying the up-to-the-minute news for us!

Hope she put some of those cupcakes in the freezer!!
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