The swimming hole
Posted: June 14, 2007 5:43 am
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for
swimming, so he fixed it up nice - picnic tables, horseshoe
courts, and some apple and peach trees. One evening the old
farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there
for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket
to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned. "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked, or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said,
"I'm here to feed the alligator."
He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for
swimming, so he fixed it up nice - picnic tables, horseshoe
courts, and some apple and peach trees. One evening the old
farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there
for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket
to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned. "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked, or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said,
"I'm here to feed the alligator."
