EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH
Posted: June 15, 2007 6:41 pm
EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH
Bet we have all met at least one of these.
These individual quotes were reportedly taken from actual employee performance evaluations in a large US corporation:
1. Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom – and continues to dig.
2. His men would follow him anywhere – but only out of morbid curiosity.
3. I would not allow this employee to breed.
4. This employee is really not so much as a ‘has been’ but more of a ‘wont be’.
5. This employee works well when under constant supervision – like a rat caught in a trap.
6. When she opens her mouth it seems it is only to change feet.
7. He would be out of depth in a car park puddle.
8. This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
9. He sets low personal standards – and constantly fails to achieve them.
10. This employee is depriving a village somewhere of its idiot.
Bet we have all met at least one of these.
These individual quotes were reportedly taken from actual employee performance evaluations in a large US corporation:
1. Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom – and continues to dig.
2. His men would follow him anywhere – but only out of morbid curiosity.
3. I would not allow this employee to breed.
4. This employee is really not so much as a ‘has been’ but more of a ‘wont be’.
5. This employee works well when under constant supervision – like a rat caught in a trap.
6. When she opens her mouth it seems it is only to change feet.
7. He would be out of depth in a car park puddle.
8. This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
9. He sets low personal standards – and constantly fails to achieve them.
10. This employee is depriving a village somewhere of its idiot.