The Couples Party

[Fu Corleone]

> > A couple were invited to a swanky , masked,
> fancy dress, Halloween party. The wife got a
> terrible headache and told her husband to go the
> party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested,
> but she argued and said she was going to take some
> aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his
> good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his
> costume and away he went.

> > The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an
> hour, woke without pain and as it was still early
> decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't
> know what her costume was, she thought she would
> have some fun by watching her husband to see how he
> acted when she was not with him. So she joined the
> party and soon spotted her husband in his costume,
> cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with
> every nice "chick" he could and copping a little
> feel here and a little kiss there.

> > His wife went up to him and being a rather
> seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high
> and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go
> as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her
> husband. After more drinks he finally he whispered a
> little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off
> they went to one of the cars and had passionate
> intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking
> at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put
> the costume away and got into bed, wondering what
> kind of explanation he would make up for his
> outrageous behavior.

> > She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she
> asked what kind of time he had.
> > "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a
> good time when you're not there."
> > Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
> > He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced
> one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown
> and some other guys, so we went into the spare room
> and played poker all evening."

> > You must have looked really silly wearing that
> costume playing poker all night!" she said with
> unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied,
> "Actually, I gave my costume to my Dad, apparently
> he had the time of his life

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