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Posted: **June 19, 2007 11:03 am**

WORDS WOMEN USE

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you
need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five>minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should
be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a
man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're
welcome.

WHATEVER
It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!

Posted: **June 19, 2007 11:13 am**

and woman claim they are the better communicators . . . ha!!!!!!!

Posted: **June 19, 2007 11:14 am**

Those are dead-on correct!!

Posted: **June 19, 2007 11:16 am**

drunkpirate66 wrote:and woman claim they are the better communicators . . . ha!!!!!!!

Whatever...

Posted: **June 19, 2007 11:18 am**

the same words definitely apply on this side of the pond!!!

Posted: **June 19, 2007 11:18 am**

Big Phan wrote:
drunkpirate66 wrote:and woman claim they are the better communicators . . . ha!!!!!!!
Whatever...

fine, honey, let me make you some tea and rub your feet to make up for it. how will you ever forgive me?

Posted: **June 19, 2007 11:20 am**

drunkpirate66 wrote:
Big Phan wrote:
drunkpirate66 wrote:and woman claim they are the better communicators . . . ha!!!!!!!
Whatever...

fine, honey, let me make you some tea and rub your feet to make up for it. how will you ever forgive me?

*Loud sigh*

Posted: **June 19, 2007 11:39 am**

The tea & foot rub sound just fine

Posted: **June 19, 2007 11:55 am**

One of my favorite "Craiglist" ads went something like this:

For Sale
2006 Harley-Davidson
Less than 500 miles....
Apparently "Do whatever you want" doesn't mean exactly what I thought it did......

Posted: **June 19, 2007 11:59 am**

pbans wrote:One of my favorite "Craiglist" ads went something like this:

For Sale
2006 Harley-Davidson
Less than 500 miles....
Apparently "Do whatever you want" doesn't mean exactly what I thought it did......

yes women do lie alot, I agree with the ad.

And I can't help but notice that because this is a "women's" thread the title is in all capital letters to get that extra added attention.