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Two Ways to Look at Everything

Posted: June 21, 2007 11:52 am
by britparrothead
Two Ways to Look at Everything

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asks, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" says my wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

Posted: June 21, 2007 11:01 pm
by ragtopW
:o :o :o