You Might be a Teacher If...

[ladyparrothead]

You believe the staff room should be equipped with a valium salt lick!

You find humor in a student's stupidity!

You hate to hear: "Must be nice to work from 8 to 3 and have summers free"!

You believe chocolate is a major food group!

You can tell it's a full moon without ever looking outside!

You believe "shallow gene pool" should be an item on the report card!

You get a sense of doom if anyone says, "The kids sure are mellow today."!

You feel the urge to talk to strange children at the mall and correct their behavior!

You have no time for a life between September and June!

Marking all A's on report cards would make your life so much simpler!

When you mention "vegetables" you're not talking about a food group!

You think a permit should be required to allow reproduction!

You wonder how some parents ever reproduced at all -- or... why?

You laugh uncontrollably when people call the staff room, "The Lounge"!

You believe in aerial spraying of prozac!

You encourage an obnoxious parent to look into home schooling!

You believe no one should reproduce until they've taught for 5 years!

You've been slammed by someone who could never do your job!

You can't have children because you know they'll turn into students!

You think caffeine should be available to staff in IV form!

You know you're in trouble when a parent says, "I have a great idea!"

You wanta choke anyone who sez, "You must have such fun everyday!"

Your personal life comes to a screeching halt at report card and conference times!

[ragtopW]

too true..

[springparrot]

yup