Flight Attendant

[ladyparrothead]

An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant (not that there is anything wrong with that), who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served them food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce
that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over
those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us onto the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I out rank you. "Tray-up, b****."

[ragtopW]

He met my Niece?????

[AlbatrossFlyer]

long story , short....

my 6 year old niece playing with the barbie airplane i got her for christmas. 2 barbies flying, 2 ken's in the back serving the passengers. being the good uncle that i am, i just had to teach her a new word.

when ken is in the back of the plane serving he's called a homo-sexual.

needless to say mom wasn't very pleased with me for quite some time