Best Books Never Written

[ladyparrothead]

Dried Grapes, by Ray Zunns

To Lead a Parade, by Marcia Long

Guide to Outdoor Seating, by Paddy O'Furnicha

Own Your Own Business, by Fran Chise

Exotic Dancing Made Easy, by Oliver Closeoff

Learn To Say No, by Ira Fuse and Ida Whana

Children's Games, by Pat E. Cake

Gone With the Wind, by Harry Kane

Don't Fence Me In, by Bob Dwyer

Oriental Odors, by Ling Ling Far Ting

Life in the North West, by Ory Gunne

Chinese Candy, by Chu Ng Gum

How to Make All Your Teaches Happy, by Sid Down and Shu Dup

How to Really Make Teachers Mad, by Stan Dup and B. Stu Pid

Really Slow Computers, by Betty Bye A. Nu Juan

Under the Bleachers, by I.C. Butts

Books Never Written - Part V

Around the Mountain, by Sheila B. Cummin

Is This Love?, by Midas Welby

I Was an Indian Streaker, by Running Bear

Fifty Leg and Thigh Exercises, by Charlie Hause

Ghost Stories, by Ima Fraid

Rediscover America, by May Flower

The Cheaper Spread, by Marge Erin

The Glutton, by I. Etta Lotte

I Can't Talk Now, by Lauren Gitiss

A Fish Story, by Iva Gill

Peek-A-Boo, by Isaac Hugh

I was an Avon Lady, by Bell Ringer

I Went to the Moon, by Ester Nott

Where is the Restroom?, by Don D. Hall

Greetings!, by Howie Doin

Take Care of that Cold, by Hank Kercheif

The Pool Shark, by Bill Yerds

I've Got an Idea, by Bryan Storm

Books Never Written - Part IV

The Man with One Leg, by Iyneda Crutch

He Wore Big Shoes, by Claude Hopper

The Medium, by Clara Voient

Giddi Up!, by Horace Rider

Deep in Debt, by Owen A. Lott

That's Just Fine, by Vera Nize

Child Brides, by Mary Young

A Foggy Tomorrow, by Hazel B. Thicker

The Flu is Going Around, by Andy Hassette

In the Thickets, by Barry Bush

Who Killed Cock Robin?, by Howard Ino

Tug O' War, by Paul Harder

The Quail, by Bob White

The Burglary, by Jimmy D. Locke

The Big Poker Game, by Lotta Luck

Alphabet Soup, by Abe Eacy

A Puddle on the Floor, by Ruifus Lekin

Early One Morning, by R.U. Upjohn

Books Never Written - Part III

Baker Man, by Patty Kake

Way Far Away, by Miles Togough

I Like Frog Legs, by I Etta Hopper

Why Should I Walk?, by Iona Carr

That's Crazy, by Eura Nutt

The Wall Climber, by Ivy Vine

Stop! Look!, by Ann Lissen

Backyard Barbeques, by Charlotta Franks

Mustard or Ketchup?, by Howard U. Likette

The Church is on Fire, by Holly Smoke

What is the Answer?, by Ella F. Iyno

He Doesn't Work Weekends, by Daisy Hassoff

Don't be a Slow Poke, by Harry Up John and R.U. Common

Ups and Downs, by Ella Vadder

The Doctor's Waiting Room, by Hugh Arnext

Books Never Written - Part II

The Sands of Time, by Florida Beech

Soap is Your Friend, by Hans R. Dirty, Jr.

Spots on the Wall, by Whu Flung Poo

The Haunted Manor, by Hugo Phirst

The Gentlemen's Handbook of Exquisite Drink, by Al Coholic

My Ten Years In The Saddle, by Major Ashburn

Antlers In the Treetops, by Who Goosed The Moose

Rusty Bedsprings, by Dr. I.P. Knightly

I Fell off Mount Everest, by Eileen Dover

Dash to the Outhouse, by Willie Makeit (Dash to the Outhouse was originally published by Betty Wont and illustrated by Andy Dident.)

Spots on the Mirror, by I.P. Freely

I.P. Freely's second book was The Yellow River.

The Great Escape, by C. U. Laiter

Books Never Written - Part I

Beef It Up, by Teri Yaki

Land of the Free, by Homer D. Brave

The Loud Speaker, by Mike Raphone

Southern-Fried Chicken, by Ken Tucki

The "Show-Me State," by Miss Ouri

Any Dummy Can, by Count Tooten

The Tightwad, by Penny Pincher

How Did You Get Rich? by Robbin Banks

East Coast, West Coast, by Miles Aparte

Stupid Cow Jokes, by Bo Veen

The Itchy Scalp, by Dan Druff

A Man Called Popeye, by Ollie Voil

Gotcha! by April Fuel

[carolinagirl]

Cute!

I have a college textbook called "The Art of Editing" by Baskett & Scissors

True dat...

[ragtopW]

Lynn?? are you bored??