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Every mythic hero normally has an equally mythic weapon. Zeus had his thunderbolts. Thor had his hammer, Mjolnir. King Arthur had his Excalibur. Frodo and Bilbo had their Sting. Rhydderch Hael had his Dyrnwyn. King Kong had his bananas…you get the idea. It's time for you to join the ranks of the heroes and heroines of lore as you wield your own legendary weapon in your battle against a very powerful foe: hunger.

The Titanium Spork is ready for the challenge. Titanium is known for its great strength, corrosion resistance, and light weight, which makes this spork a valuable asset around feeding time. Imagine how much more food you could shovel in at your local buffet if you didn't have to worry about the strain of picking up a heavy fork or spoon. Your food consumption can become the stuff of legends. Even just holding the Titanium Spork in your hand, you can feel its power. It is perhaps the greatest gastronomic invention since lickable wallpaper. Hunger, beware - your end is near!

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. .saw one of those last weekend. . ! !

. .Mallory proudly brought it out . .! !

. .I believe it was a wedding present to them from Penny and Elrod. . ! !

. .quite spiffy, I tell ya . . ! !

LaTda! wrote:It is perhaps the greatest gastronomic invention since lickable wallpaper.

balcony girls wrote:. .

. .saw one of those last weekend. . ! !

. .Mallory proudly brought it out . .! !

. .I believe it was a wedding present to them from Penny and Elrod. . ! !

. .quite spiffy, I tell ya . . ! !

Here's a pic of her wearing it.

pair8head wrote:
Here's a pic of her wearing it.

. .yep . .pie, cheese, boobies and sporks . . ! !

. .just like she says . . ! !

is that cheese on her forehead ? gah that's funny !!!
That spork makes a great necklace, kinda handy. Good weapon too !!!

citcat wrote: is that cheese on her forehead ? gah that's funny !!!
That spork makes a great necklace, kinda handy. Good weapon too !!!

. .yep . .a nice round slice of Swiss . . Matt slapped it on there just in time for the pic . .! !

balcony girls wrote:

citcat wrote: is that cheese on her forehead ? gah that's funny !!!
That spork makes a great necklace, kinda handy. Good weapon too !!!

. .yep . .a nice round slice of Swiss . . Matt slapped it on there just in time for the pic . .! !

So that's at the wedding ? Where are the photos, I missed the thread ? And the videos....

citcat wrote:

balcony girls wrote:

citcat wrote: is that cheese on her forehead ? gah that's funny !!!
That spork makes a great necklace, kinda handy. Good weapon too !!!

. .yep . .a nice round slice of Swiss . . Matt slapped it on there just in time for the pic . .! !

So that's at the wedding ? Where are the photos, I missed the thread ? And the videos....

. .nope. . that was at the Pre-Wedding Party on Friday night . . ! !

. .here's the link of the Wedding AND Party with bunches-o-pics . . ! !

http://www.buffettnews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=60100

. .you missed a good time . . it was a total " thow down " . .! !

balcony girls wrote:

pair8head wrote:
Here's a pic of her wearing it.

. .yep . .pie, cheese, boobies and sporks . . ! !

. .just like she says . . ! !

I went back to look

for boobies

balcony girls wrote:

citcat wrote: is that cheese on her forehead ? gah that's funny !!!
That spork makes a great necklace, kinda handy. Good weapon too !!!

. .yep . .a nice round slice of Swiss . . Matt slapped it on there just in time for the pic . .! !

well, it was provalone.....potato/potahhhto

You looked ultra-hot in all that , Mal!

Old news, La

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