Beers to Bears in Boise

[Fu Corleone]

This probably has been told before but this one's for RagtopW

A Bear walks into a bar in boise, goes up to the bartender
Bear says, "Mr. Bartender can I get a beer?"
Bartender says, "We don't serve beers to bears in Boise"

Bear looks at him perplexed, says "But Mr. Bartender all I want is one beer"
Bartender says, "Listen I told you once we don't serve beers to bears in Boise"

Bear waits awhile, then asks again "Mr. Bartender can I get a beer?"
Bartender looks at him angry, "I TOLD YOU BEFORE WE DON'T SERVER BEEERS TO BEARS IN BOISE!"

Bear get frustrated, looks down the bar sees a nice looking blonde drinking a pint of beer. The bear walks up to her takes her pint, drinks it then mauls her and eats her.

Walks back to the bartender, asks again "Mr Bartender now can I get a beer?" Bartender says, "We Don't Serve Beers to Bears in Boise, especially on Drugs!"

Bear says, "I'm not on drugs?"
Bartender says, "Well what about that Barbitchyouate!"

[ragtopW]

[aeroparrot]

[ragtopW]

This probably has been told before but this one's for RagtopW

A Bear walks into a bar in boise, goes up to the bartender
Bear says, "Mr. Bartender can I get a beer?"
Bartender says, "We don't serve beers to bears in Boise"

Bear looks at him perplexed, says "But Mr. Bartender all I want is one beer"
Bartender says, "Listen I told you once we don't serve beers to bears in Boise"

Bear waits awhile, then asks again "Mr. Bartender can I get a beer?"
Bartender looks at him angry, "I TOLD YOU BEFORE WE DON'T SERVER BEEERS TO BEARS IN BOISE!"

Bear get frustrated, looks down the bar sees a nice looking blonde drinking a pint of beer. The bear walks up to her takes her pint, drinks it then mauls her and eats her.

Walks back to the bartender, asks again "Mr Bartender now can I get a beer?" Bartender says, "We Don't Serve Beers to Bears in Boise, especially on Drugs!"

Bear says, "I'm not on drugs?"
Bartender says, "Well what about that Barbitchyouate!"

MMM Bear Sausage