Why girls should avoid a night out after they married!

britparrothead · Post by **britparrothead** » June 30, 2007 7:53 am

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls". I told
my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the beers went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit worse for wear, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem concerned at all.
Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why. He said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh sh*t.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

STL PARROTHEAD · Post by **STL PARROTHEAD** » June 30, 2007 8:03 am

OMG!! THAT is freakin hysterical!!!!!

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » June 30, 2007 10:47 am

aeroparrot · Post by **aeroparrot** » July 4, 2007 7:26 am

CaptainP · Post by **CaptainP** » July 4, 2007 8:47 am

Fu Corleone · Post by **Fu Corleone** » July 5, 2007 10:00 am

unclejohn · Post by **unclejohn** » July 8, 2007 9:27 pm

pojo · Post by **pojo** » July 8, 2007 10:59 pm

That is Hysterical

pinacolada lover · Post by **pinacolada lover** » July 12, 2007 12:02 am

barefoothawk · Post by **barefoothawk** » July 13, 2007 5:13 pm

gut bustd laughter