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Post by Fu Corleone »

Two cowboys are out on the range talking about
their favorite sex positions:

One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."
"I don't think I have ever heard of that one", says the other cowboy,
"what is it?"

"Well, it's where you get your girlfriend down on all fours,
and you mount her from behind, and you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands, and then you whisper in her ear, "Boy, these feel just like your sister's" and then you try to hold on for 8 seconds."
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Post by ragtopW »

:o :o :o :o
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Post by aeroparrot »

:o :o :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
If you want an experience, go to a Jimmy Buffett concert.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Life is short, live long!!

I'd rather be a wiseass than a dumbass.

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Post by CaptainP »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by RinglingRingling »

and for the really fun part, having two clowns in the room to distract her at the end of the ride.
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Post by Fu Corleone »

RinglingRingling wrote:and for the really fun part, having two clowns in the room to distract her at the end of the ride.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by LIPH »

It wasn't that tough to hang on.
what I really mean . . . I wish you were here
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Post by Fu Corleone »

LIPH wrote:It wasn't that tough to hang on.

8) :lol:
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Post by pojo »

:o :o :o :lol: :lol:
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