Two cowboys are out on the range talking about
their favorite sex positions:
One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."
"I don't think I have ever heard of that one", says the other cowboy,
"what is it?"
"Well, it's where you get your girlfriend down on all fours,
and you mount her from behind, and you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands, and then you whisper in her ear, "Boy, these feel just like your sister's" and then you try to hold on for 8 seconds."
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Fu Corleone
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aeroparrot
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and for the really fun part, having two clowns in the room to distract her at the end of the ride.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pODJMJgSJWw
I was a lifeguard until that blue kid got me fired.
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I was a lifeguard until that blue kid got me fired.
http://www.buffettnews.com/gallery/disp ... ?pos=-7695
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Fu Corleone
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Fu Corleone
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