Message from the Taliban

britparrothead · Post by **britparrothead** » July 9, 2007 9:36 am

This morning, from an underground office on the Pakistan / Afghanistan border, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Abdul Omar warned the United States, Canada and Great Britain that if military action against Iraq continues the Taliban authorities will cut off the western worlds supply of convenience store managers.

If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be
next followed by Dell and Sprint customer service reps.

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » July 9, 2007 11:34 pm