Favorite Movie Quotes

Fu Corleone · Post by **Fu Corleone** » July 15, 2007 8:32 pm

Godfather I

"Someday, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day."

Sonny: What the hell is this?
Tessio: It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.

Godfather II

"My father taught me many things ... keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."

"I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart."

"I'm your older brother, Mike, and I was stepped over!"

"Fredo, you're nothing to me now; not a brother, not a friend. I don't want to know you, or what you do. When you come to visit our Mother I want to know 2 weeks in advance, so I know I won't be there."

"I can handle things, I'm smart, not like everybody says. Not dumb, I'm smart, and I want respect!"

ScarletB · Post by **ScarletB** » July 15, 2007 9:18 pm

Fu Corleone wrote:Godfather I

"Someday, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day."

Sonny: What the hell is this?
Tessio: It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.

Godfather II

"My father taught me many things ... keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."

"I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart."

"I'm your older brother, Mike, and I was stepped over!"

"Fredo, you're nothing to me now; not a brother, not a friend. I don't want to know you, or what you do. When you come to visit our Mother I want to know 2 weeks in advance, so I know I won't be there."

"I can handle things, I'm smart, not like everybody says. Not dumb, I'm smart, and I want respect!"

You forgot one

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli"

Fu Corleone · Post by **Fu Corleone** » July 15, 2007 9:22 pm

ScarletB wrote:
Fu Corleone wrote:Godfather I

"Someday, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day."

Sonny: What the hell is this?
Tessio: It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.

Godfather II

"My father taught me many things ... keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."

"I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart."

"I'm your older brother, Mike, and I was stepped over!"

"Fredo, you're nothing to me now; not a brother, not a friend. I don't want to know you, or what you do. When you come to visit our Mother I want to know 2 weeks in advance, so I know I won't be there."

"I can handle things, I'm smart, not like everybody says. Not dumb, I'm smart, and I want respect!"
You forgot one

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli"

YES! That was a good one too....!!

TommyBahama · Post by **TommyBahama** » July 15, 2007 9:28 pm

Fu Corleone wrote:
ScarletB wrote:
Fu Corleone wrote:Godfather I

"Someday, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day."

Sonny: What the hell is this?
Tessio: It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.

Godfather II

"My father taught me many things ... keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."

"I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart."

"I'm your older brother, Mike, and I was stepped over!"

"Fredo, you're nothing to me now; not a brother, not a friend. I don't want to know you, or what you do. When you come to visit our Mother I want to know 2 weeks in advance, so I know I won't be there."

"I can handle things, I'm smart, not like everybody says. Not dumb, I'm smart, and I want respect!"
You forgot one

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli"
YES! That was a good one too....!!

Godfather 1 is on TMC right now!!

ScarletB · Post by **ScarletB** » July 15, 2007 9:34 pm

TommyBahama wrote:
Fu Corleone wrote:
ScarletB wrote:
Fu Corleone wrote:Godfather I

"Someday, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day."

Sonny: What the hell is this?
Tessio: It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.

Godfather II

"My father taught me many things ... keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."

"I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart."

"I'm your older brother, Mike, and I was stepped over!"

"Fredo, you're nothing to me now; not a brother, not a friend. I don't want to know you, or what you do. When you come to visit our Mother I want to know 2 weeks in advance, so I know I won't be there."

"I can handle things, I'm smart, not like everybody says. Not dumb, I'm smart, and I want respect!"
You forgot one

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli"
YES! That was a good one too....!!

Godfather 1 is on TMC right now!!

I know, that's what made me think of it

Fu Corleone · Post by **Fu Corleone** » July 15, 2007 9:34 pm

TommyBahama wrote:
Fu Corleone wrote:
ScarletB wrote:
Fu Corleone wrote:Godfather I

"Someday, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day."

Sonny: What the hell is this?
Tessio: It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.

Godfather II

"My father taught me many things ... keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."

"I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart."

"I'm your older brother, Mike, and I was stepped over!"

"Fredo, you're nothing to me now; not a brother, not a friend. I don't want to know you, or what you do. When you come to visit our Mother I want to know 2 weeks in advance, so I know I won't be there."

"I can handle things, I'm smart, not like everybody says. Not dumb, I'm smart, and I want respect!"
You forgot one

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli"
YES! That was a good one too....!!

Godfather 1 is on TMC right now!!

Awesome..Thanks for the info...just turned to it! After that is TaxiDriver....too bad i can't watch that I will be asleep...!

Fu Corleone · Post by **Fu Corleone** » July 15, 2007 9:35 pm

Tomorrow Godfather II and III starts 9pm est TMC

Fu Corleone · Post by **Fu Corleone** » July 15, 2007 9:39 pm

"It's an all out war! We go to the mattresses!

Fu Corleone · Post by **Fu Corleone** » July 15, 2007 9:56 pm

Another great movie....

Goodfellas

Henry: You're a p****r, you're really funny. You're really funny.
Tommy: What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy. [laughs]
Tommy: what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?
Anthony: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.
Tommy: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry: Jus...
Tommy: What?
Henry: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Tommy: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f'ed up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fn' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the f am I funny, what the f is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry: [long pause] Get the f out of here, Tommy!
Tommy: [everyone laughs] Ya mf! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering p**** ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

phijimanOK · Post by **phijimanOK** » July 16, 2007 12:11 am

"Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges!" - The Treasure of the Sierra Madre

phijimanOK · Post by **phijimanOK** » July 16, 2007 12:14 am

Psycho: You just made the list, buddy. Also, I don't like no one touching my stuff. So just keep your meathooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. And I don't like nobody touching me. Any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you.
Sergeant Hulka: Lighten up, Francis. - Stripes

phijimanOK · Post by **phijimanOK** » July 16, 2007 12:17 am

Three Jap carriers sunk, Admiral. Isn't that worth at least a "hot diggity damn"? - Midway (My favorite all time movie)

johnson2113 · Post by **johnson2113** » July 16, 2007 12:58 am

bbqmonster wrote:From Hollywood Knights

Sally: Turk, did you come?
Newbomb Turk: A little.

Nice I forgot all about that one.

(singing) Lawerence, Lawerence of Arabia, He was an English guy, he came to fight the Turkish.

Mrs. Freidman: I've had this taste in my mouth before.

Dudley: Not late, mother, laid; the past participle of the verb 'to lay'. Mother, I am going to screw someone.
Dudley's Mother: Oh!
[faints]
Dudley: Now, I just have to figure out how.

Porky's

Coach Brakett: Mr. Carter, I think I have a way out of this. We, uh, call the police, and we have 'em send over one of their sketch artists. And Miss Balbricker can give a description. We can put up "Wanted" posters all over school...”Have you seen this p****? Report immediately to Beulah Balbricker. Do not attempt to apprehend this p****, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School."

flipflopgirl · Post by **flipflopgirl** » July 16, 2007 1:04 am

Capt.Flock wrote:Zero point two... Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Mr. Hoover, president of Delta house? One point six; four C's and an F. A fine example you set! Daniel Simpson Day... HAS no grade point average. All courses incomplete. Mr. Blu - MR. BLUTARSKY... ZERO POINT ZERO.

ANIMAL HOUSE

One of my alltime favorites!

SharkOnLand · Post by **SharkOnLand** » July 16, 2007 11:25 am

One of my favorites from Holy Grail:

"You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you."

Actually, that whole scene is a classic....

"Help, help, I'm being repressed."

chippewa · Post by **chippewa** » July 16, 2007 11:32 am

I find I'm so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend, and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope.

--Red, Shawshank Redemption

AdamBomb8 · Post by **AdamBomb8** » July 16, 2007 2:59 pm

the 2nd. Jurassic Park movie was on one of the networks last night, I love this line from that movie:

Nick Van Owen: This is probably all some wild goose chase.
Dr. Ian Malcolm: Where you're going is the only place on earth where the geese chase you.

AdamBomb8 · Post by **AdamBomb8** » July 16, 2007 3:15 pm

surfpirate wrote:From Kelly's Heroes

Oddball: "Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?"
Moriarty: "Crap!"

Kelly's Heroes one of my favorite movies:

Crapgame: (finds a landmine)Hey, I found one!

Big Joe: (smirking)What kind is it?

Crapgame: The kind that blows up!
How the hell do I know what kind it is?

AdamBomb8 · Post by **AdamBomb8** » July 16, 2007 3:26 pm

A couple from another favorite of mine, The Outlaw Josie Wales:

Josey Wales: When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long.
Lone Watie: I notice when you get to DISlikin' someone they ain't around for long neither.

Lone Watie: I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I bet.

Bounty hunter #1: You're wanted, Wales.
Josey Wales: Reckon I'm right popular. You a bounty hunter?
Bounty hunter #1: A man's got to do something for a living these days.
Josey Wales: Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.

Hockey Mon · Post by **Hockey Mon** » July 16, 2007 3:34 pm

"These go to eleven"
Anything related to the Stonehenge scenes including "No we're not gonna f**** do Stonehenge!!!"
"Hello Cleveland!"
"You can't dust for vomit"

In fact, the whole Spinal Tap movie is classic.