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Posted: July 16, 2007 3:36 pm
by ScarletB
Posted: July 16, 2007 3:40 pm
by 12vmanRick
From Tombstone
Wyatt Earp: Well, I'll be damned.
Doc Holliday: You may indeed, if you get lucky.
Billy Clanton: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.
Doc Holliday: I have two guns, one for each of ya.
Wyatt Earp: I spent my whole life not knowing what I want out of it, just chasing my tail. Now for the first time I know exactly what I want and who... that's the damnable misery of it.
Doc Holliday: Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.
Posted: July 16, 2007 5:27 pm
by Oz_79
12vmanRick wrote:From Tombstone
Wyatt Earp: Well, I'll be damned.
Doc Holliday: You may indeed, if you get lucky.
Billy Clanton: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.
Doc Holliday: I have two guns, one for each of ya.
Wyatt Earp: I spent my whole life not knowing what I want out of it, just chasing my tail. Now for the first time I know exactly what I want and who... that's the damnable misery of it.
Doc Holliday: Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.
What about...
Wyatt Earp: You going to pull that smokewagon, or are you just going to sit there and bleed. (to Billy Lee Thornton)
Posted: July 16, 2007 9:49 pm
by ragtopW
"What is Your Major Malfunction?" Full Metal Jacket
Posted: July 16, 2007 9:56 pm
by PJ
One of my favorites, from Vegas Vacation:
Hoover d*m Guide: I am your d*m guide, Arnie, please don't wander off the d*m tour and please take all the d*m pictures you want. Now are there any d*m questions?
Cousin Eddie: Yeah, where can I get some d*mn bait?
Posted: July 16, 2007 10:03 pm
by Fu Corleone
Swingers
"You're money and you don't even know it!"
"Cocktails first. Questions later."
"There ain't nothing wrong with letting a girl know that you're money, and that you want to party."
"I'm gonna find me two waitresses here and I'm gonna pull me a Fredo."
Posted: July 16, 2007 10:11 pm
by Fu Corleone
Pulp Fiction
"What now? Let me tell you what now. I'm gonna call a couple of hard-pipe-hittin' n to go to work on the homes here with a pair o' pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talking hillbilly boy? I aight through wit chu! Not by damn sight! I'm gonna get medieval on your a**!"
Vincent: You know what the funniest thing about Europe is?
Jules: What?
Vincent: It's the little differences. I mean they got the same sh** over there that they got here, but it's just - it's just there it's a little different.
Jules: Examples?
Vincent: Alright, well you can walk into a movie theater in Amsterdam and buy a beer. And I don't mean just like in no paper cup, I'm talking about a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy a beer at McDonald's. And you know what they call a, uh, a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
Vincent: Nah, man, they got the metric system, they wouldn't know what the f*** a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: What do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a "Royale with Cheese."[2]
Jules: "Royale with Cheese."
Vincent: Thats right.
Jules: What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "Le Big Mac."
Jules: "Le Big Mac." [laughs] What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King. But, you know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup?
Jules: What?
Vincent: Mayonnaise.
Jules: God damn!
Vincent: I seen 'em do it, man, they fn' drown 'em in that s***.
Jules: That's some f'ed up sh**.
Posted: July 16, 2007 10:22 pm
by Fu Corleone
Enter the Dragon
"Boards don't hit back"-Bruce Lee
Funny one:
"Don't think....feeeel. It's like a finger, pointing away to the moon. Don't concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory."
Donnie Brasco
Lefty: [talking to Donnie] When I introduce you, I'm gonna say, "This is a friend of mine." That means you're a connected guy. Now if I said instead, this is a friend of ours that would mean you a made guy. A Capiche?
Posted: July 16, 2007 10:27 pm
by ragtopW
Fu Corleone wrote:Enter the Dragon
"Boards don't hit back"-Bruce Lee
Funny one:
"Don't think....feeeel. It's like a finger, pointing away to the moon. Don't concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory."
Donnie Brasco
Lefty: [talking to Donnie] When I introduce you, I'm gonna say, "This is a friend of mine." That means you're a connected guy. Now if I said instead, this is a friend of ours that would mean you a made guy. A Capiche?
For our Meetings with my Team Leader. I always say..
"This is Waynes Time"
Posted: July 16, 2007 11:13 pm
by blackjack
Doc Holliday: "I'll be your huckleberry."
Tombstone
Posted: July 16, 2007 11:52 pm
by chippewa
A League of Their Own:
"There's no crying in baseball"
and
"That's some good peein'!"
Posted: July 17, 2007 6:02 am
by Conolulu
blackjack wrote:Doc Holliday: "I'll be your huckleberry."
Tombstone
I LOVE it near end when Doc says ..."It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds"
That line always cracks me up......
Posted: July 17, 2007 1:23 pm
by Hockey Mon
"Hey look kids, there's Big Ben, and there's Parliament" - European Vacation.
"..Never get less than 12 hours sleep. Never play cards with a guy with the same first name is a city and never go near a lady with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Everything else is cream cheese." -Teen Wolf. Three rules I try to live by.
Posted: July 17, 2007 5:12 pm
by PackerPhan
Clark W. Griswold in Vacation:
I think you're all fu**ed in the head. We're ten hours from the fu**ing fun park, and you wanna bail out! Well, I'll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation . . . it's a quest! It's a quest for fun! I'm gonna have fun, and you're gonna have fun! We're all gonna have so much fu**ing fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our Godd**n smiles! You'll be whistling Zip-a-dee-doo-da out of your a**holes! I've got to be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose!
One of my Favorites.
Posted: July 17, 2007 5:28 pm
by Big Jimmy
Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it's not just the uniform. It's the stories that you tell.
Posted: July 17, 2007 6:04 pm
by flipflopgirl
Posted: July 17, 2007 6:27 pm
by SchoolGirlHeart
Joe Fox: Don't cry, Shopgirl. Don't cry.
Kathleen Kelly: I wanted it to be you. I wanted it to be you so badly.
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