Posted: July 12, 2007 10:51 pm
that's my stapler I brought it from home..blackjacks wife wrote:Have you seen my stapler? - Office Space
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Posted: July 12, 2007 10:52 pm
One that gets used around here a lot.
"pay It forward"
"pay It forward"
Posted: July 12, 2007 10:54 pm
To infinity and beyond! - Toy Story
Posted: July 12, 2007 10:55 pm
ragtopW wrote:One that gets used around here a lot.
"pay It forward"
Posted: July 12, 2007 11:05 pm
About a gazillion from "O Brother Where Art Thou?" .....
"You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers."
"Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!"
"Mrs. Hogwallop up and R-U-N-N-O-F-T."
"I believe it's more of a kickin' sitcheyation."
"Do not seek the treasure!"
"We thought .... you was .... a toad!"
"You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers."
"Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!"
"Mrs. Hogwallop up and R-U-N-N-O-F-T."
"I believe it's more of a kickin' sitcheyation."
"Do not seek the treasure!"
"We thought .... you was .... a toad!"
Posted: July 12, 2007 11:07 pm
Every line in Caddyshack:
"So I got that goin' for me, which is nice"
"Somebody stepped on a duck!"
"That's a nice hat. Whatta get a free bowl of soup with that? Oh hey, it looks good on you."
"Oh, he got all of that one!"
"You scratched my anchor!"
"Pool or a pond. Pond would be good for you."
"I'll have a hamburger, no a cheeseburger. Spalding! You'll get nothing and like it."
"Fifty buck says the Smails kid picks his nose....ooooooh...double or nothing he eats it."
"You musta been something before electricity"
"It's easy to grin when your ship comes in and you've got the stock market beat, but the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile when his shorts are too tight in the seat."
Aw shoot: Here's a link:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080487/quotes
"So I got that goin' for me, which is nice"
"Somebody stepped on a duck!"
"That's a nice hat. Whatta get a free bowl of soup with that? Oh hey, it looks good on you."
"Oh, he got all of that one!"
"You scratched my anchor!"
"Pool or a pond. Pond would be good for you."
"I'll have a hamburger, no a cheeseburger. Spalding! You'll get nothing and like it."
"Fifty buck says the Smails kid picks his nose....ooooooh...double or nothing he eats it."
"You musta been something before electricity"
"It's easy to grin when your ship comes in and you've got the stock market beat, but the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile when his shorts are too tight in the seat."
Aw shoot: Here's a link:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080487/quotes
Posted: July 12, 2007 11:10 pm
"Why is the rum GONE?" -Pirates of the CaribbeanSMLCHNG wrote:"More like a guideline" Pirates of the Caribbean,
Posted: July 12, 2007 11:20 pm
SMLCHNG wrote:"Yeah, you blend" My Cousin Vinny
I hear that once in a whilePosted: July 12, 2007 11:21 pm
Every line in Blazing Saddles:
"Scuse me while I whip this out"
"We offer you a laurel...and hardy handshake."
"Candygram for Mongo"
"Where are the white women at?"
"Little b@stard shot me in the @ss!"
"What are your qualifications?" R@pe, murder, arson and r@pe" "You said r@pe twice?" "I like r@pe."
"Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben."
"What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin' on here? "
Aw heck, here's the link:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071230/quotes
"Scuse me while I whip this out"
"We offer you a laurel...and hardy handshake."
"Candygram for Mongo"
"Where are the white women at?"
"Little b@stard shot me in the @ss!"
"What are your qualifications?" R@pe, murder, arson and r@pe" "You said r@pe twice?" "I like r@pe."
"Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben."
"What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin' on here? "
Aw heck, here's the link:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071230/quotes
Posted: July 12, 2007 11:22 pm
Hey Bro.. You got the wrong room..SMLCHNG wrote:"This is not your room" - Turner & Hooch
Where is Paige??Posted: July 12, 2007 11:26 pm
"Everytime I try to get out, They pull me back in!"-Al Pacino Godfather III
Posted: July 12, 2007 11:30 pm
Most of the lines in Office Space:
"It's not that I'm lazy, it's just that I don't care."
"I wouldn't say I've been missing work"
"yeahhh, we're gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday"
"There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent a$$ clown became famous and started winning Grammys."
"I'm gonna show her my "Oh" face"
"Hey, Peter...watch out for your cornhole, bud!"
"Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays."
Here's my last link:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0151804/quotes
"It's not that I'm lazy, it's just that I don't care."
"I wouldn't say I've been missing work"
"yeahhh, we're gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday"
"There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent a$$ clown became famous and started winning Grammys."
"I'm gonna show her my "Oh" face"
"Hey, Peter...watch out for your cornhole, bud!"
"Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays."
Here's my last link:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0151804/quotes
Posted: July 13, 2007 12:02 am
You forgot my favorite line.blackjack wrote:Every line in Blazing Saddles:
"Scuse me while I whip this out"
"We offer you a laurel...and hardy handshake."
"Candygram for Mongo"
"Where are the white women at?"
"Little b@stard shot me in the @ss!"
"What are your qualifications?" R@pe, murder, arson and r@pe" "You said r@pe twice?" "I like r@pe."
"Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben."
"What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin' on here? "
Aw heck, here's the link:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071230/quotes
"Please you are making a German spectacle of yourself."
Posted: July 13, 2007 12:18 am
"Of all the gin joints, in all the towns in all the world....
....she walks into mine"Richard Blain (Bogey)
fly by quoting
....she walks into mine"Richard Blain (Bogey)
fly by quoting
Posted: July 13, 2007 12:45 am
Sorry. I tried to be all-encompassing at the top where I had "Every line in Blazing Saddles." The whole movie is great! Easily in my Top 3 movies of all time...screw "Rosebud"...which nobody has mentioned.UAHparrothead wrote:You forgot my favorite line.blackjack wrote:Every line in Blazing Saddles:
"Scuse me while I whip this out"
"We offer you a laurel...and hardy handshake."
"Candygram for Mongo"
"Where are the white women at?"
"Little b@stard shot me in the @ss!"
"What are your qualifications?" R@pe, murder, arson and r@pe" "You said r@pe twice?" "I like r@pe."
"Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben."
"What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin' on here? "
Aw heck, here's the link:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071230/quotes
"Please you are making a German spectacle of yourself."
Posted: July 13, 2007 12:48 am
El Caribe, Spanish Main, it's the land of voodoo and hoodoo and all kinds of weird s***. Captain Ron
In Southeast Asia we'd call this kind of thing bad karma. - Rumsfield The 'burbs
Smells like their cooking a god damned cat over there. - Rumsfield - The 'burbs
You know what the gourmet here wanted? Hotdogs! You know what they're made of, Chet? Huh? Lips and assholes! Roman - The Great Outdoors
It doesn't get much credit but Randy Quaid in Caddyshack 2 was hysterical.
That's hard to say, huh? Well, when can we get the power turned back on? That's hard to say, huh? Well, tell me something. Is it as hard to say as "Oh, my god! Somebody help me! There's a man in my office with a *flamethrower*"? Peter Blunt - Caddyshack II
Well, you certainly made it very clear how your legal system works Mr. Young. Now, I'd like to explain a little bit about the Peter Blunt system. You see, I don't go in for lawsuits and motions or any of the legal stuff. No, no, you see what happens is, uh, I find out where you live and then I come to your house, see? And I beat down your door with a f**** baseball bat! And, then I make a bonfire with the Chipendale, maybe roast that Golden Retriever, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, then eat it! And then I'm coming upstairs, junior, and I'm gonna grab you by your Brooks Bros. P.J.s, and then I'm gonna take your brand new B.M.W., and cram it up your tight ass! Do we have an understanding? Peter Blunt - Caddyshack II
Try playing with that crammed up your crack! Peter Blunt - Caddyshack II
In Southeast Asia we'd call this kind of thing bad karma. - Rumsfield The 'burbs
Smells like their cooking a god damned cat over there. - Rumsfield - The 'burbs
You know what the gourmet here wanted? Hotdogs! You know what they're made of, Chet? Huh? Lips and assholes! Roman - The Great Outdoors
It doesn't get much credit but Randy Quaid in Caddyshack 2 was hysterical.
That's hard to say, huh? Well, when can we get the power turned back on? That's hard to say, huh? Well, tell me something. Is it as hard to say as "Oh, my god! Somebody help me! There's a man in my office with a *flamethrower*"? Peter Blunt - Caddyshack II
Well, you certainly made it very clear how your legal system works Mr. Young. Now, I'd like to explain a little bit about the Peter Blunt system. You see, I don't go in for lawsuits and motions or any of the legal stuff. No, no, you see what happens is, uh, I find out where you live and then I come to your house, see? And I beat down your door with a f**** baseball bat! And, then I make a bonfire with the Chipendale, maybe roast that Golden Retriever, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, then eat it! And then I'm coming upstairs, junior, and I'm gonna grab you by your Brooks Bros. P.J.s, and then I'm gonna take your brand new B.M.W., and cram it up your tight ass! Do we have an understanding? Peter Blunt - Caddyshack II
Try playing with that crammed up your crack! Peter Blunt - Caddyshack II
Posted: July 13, 2007 12:54 am
"You motorboatin' son of a b****! You old sailor you! " Wedding Crashers
Posted: July 13, 2007 7:53 am
HA HA HA HA!SMLCHNG wrote:"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?" "Let it go, he's on a roll"
"When the goin gets tough..........
................... the tough get going!"
Posted: July 13, 2007 8:36 am
Zero point two... Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Mr. Hoover, president of Delta house? One point six; four C's and an F. A fine example you set! Daniel Simpson Day... HAS no grade point average. All courses incomplete. Mr. Blu - MR. BLUTARSKY... ZERO POINT ZERO.
ANIMAL HOUSE
ANIMAL HOUSE
Posted: July 13, 2007 8:41 am
Andy Dufresne: That's the beauty of music. They can't take that away from you.
Shawshank Redemption
Shawshank Redemption