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a few of mine off the top of my head....

"no dan we were bowling partners" - about last night

"i love you more than my luggage" & "you are the boil on the butt of humanity" - steel magnolias

"gee ricky - i'm sorry your mom blew up" - better off dead

"i'm not bad i'm just drawn that way" who framed roger rabbit

Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures - Army of Darkness (I use this at work often)

Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes - Back to School

First things first, but not necessarily in that order - Doctor Who

That's just off the top of my head of the ones we use often. I listen to movie and tv quotes all day long between my dad, my husband, and my brother in law, so they all seem to run together half the time

"It's not the years babe, it's the mileage"- Raiders of the Lost Ark


"I didn't hear no bell"- Rocky

sy wrote:Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures - Army of Darkness (I use this at work often)

Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes - Back to School

First things first, but not necessarily in that order - Doctor Who

That's just off the top of my head of the ones we use often. I listen to movie and tv quotes all day long between my dad, my husband, and my brother in law, so they all seem to run together half the time

This, is my BOOMSTICK!

every time we get an email at home you hear "I SMELL VARMIT POONTANG!!!!"


also...

quotes I find myself using a lot....

"We're in the middle of bumf*** and you got a perty mouth" - Without a paddle

"It's Good to be King" - History of the World Part 1

"Hey ya big stud - take me to bed or lose me forever!" - Top Gun

" I want my two dollars" - I have no idea the name but it's a ski movie with John Cusak

"Please get off the nuclear weapon" - Armageddon

"Yippy Kayay Mother______" - Die Hard (sigh)

mermaidindisguise wrote:" I want my two dollars" - I have no idea the name but it's a ski movie with John Cusak

Better off Dead.

"Marines, we are leaving!" - Aliens
'Autobots, transform and roll out" - Transformers TV show

"Booby Traps!"-Goonies

margaritamyers wrote: This, is my BOOMSTICK!

I know it so well, I can rattle the whole thing off the top of my head at any given time

Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my BOOM STICK! The 12g double barrel Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan and retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart!

I saw one today that just was awesome

What is God?
God is that person in your head when you ask for something and he never listens.



I also am a BIG fan of several things from Tombstone

and who can forget several favorites from The Holy Grail

blackjacks wife wrote:Have you seen my stapler? - Office Space

TPR reports where are your TPR reports?

Fu Corleone wrote:

SMLCHNG wrote:"More like a guideline" Pirates of the Caribbean,

"Why is the rum GONE?" -Pirates of the Caribbean

WHAT the rum is gone?

12vmanRick wrote:

blackjacks wife wrote:Have you seen my stapler? - Office Space

TPR reports where are your TPR reports?

TPS reports.

They took the bar! The whole f**** bar! - Animal House

"May the wind always be at your back, and the sun always upon your face, and may the wings of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars."
-Blow

What's this? You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see? Don't be that guy. - Droz
- PCU

Jimmy Conway: I'm not mad, I'm proud of you. You took your first pinch like a man and you learn two great things in your life. Look at me, never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut.
-Goodfellas

Captain Christopher "Skipper" Sheldon: You can't run from the wind. You trim your sails, face the music, and keep going.
-White Squall

French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
-Monty Python and The Holy Grail

Ricky Bobby: Dear Lord baby Jesus, or as our brothers in the south call you,jesuz, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family. My two beautiful, beautiful, handsome stricking sons, Walker, and Texas Ranger, or TR as we call him. And of course my red hot smokin' wife Carley, who is a stone cold fox.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: mmm...
Ricky Bobby: Dear tiny infant Jesus...
Carley Bobby: Hey, um... you know sweetie, Jesus did grow up. You don't always have to call him baby. It's a bit odd and off puttin' to pray to a baby.
Ricky Bobby: Well look, I like the Christmas Jesus best, and I'm sayin grace. When you say grace, you can say it to grown up Jesus, or teenage Jesus, or bearded Jesus, or whoever you want.
-Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die.
-Princess Bride

I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob. -Strange Brew

SchoolGirlHeart wrote:

SMLCHNG wrote:

SchoolGirlHeart wrote: OMG, The Birdcage is one of the funniest movies ever made!!!!

Especially every time Albert shrieks!!!!

And when he tries to walk like John Wayne..... OMG..... R*O*T*F*L*M*A*O!!!!!!!

Between the two of you, you hit all my favorites! Except...

"Ohhhh Crap!" - Independence Day. When Harvey Fierstein sees the explosion coming toward him.

"Lady you got balls the size of grapefruits" James Caan to Jane Fonda in "Comes a Horseman

"AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every mother****er in the room, accept no substitutes
-Samuel Jackson's character Ordelle from Jackie Brown.
I have not applied that in every day life yet


"We've got Bush" - Booger from Revenge Of The Nerds
I may have used that a time or two

Get out of there kid, there's a world of hurt coming down" - Red Dawn. My brother and I work together and are always using this when the sh*t hits the fan.
Also from Red Dawn we use "Avenge me boys,Avenge me! and "ecto manicomio" quite a bit

I use this one a lot, it speaks to me...

Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. -Stripes

Others:

We will rape the horses, and ride the women!!! Three Amigos

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Tell her I'm rich, good-lookin, and have a rapist's wit! Dumb & Dumber

Don't you go dying on me now! Dumb & Dumber