Posh and her driver

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » July 15, 2007 1:41 am

Victoria Beckham and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when a cow ran in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the cow was killed. Posh told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened. About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and smiling happily.
"What happened?" asked Posh .
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar, and their beautiful daughter made mad passionate love to me."
"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Posh.
The driver replied: "I'm Victoria Beckham's driver, and I just killed the cow."

redwinemaker · Post by **redwinemaker** » July 15, 2007 4:22 am

lostparrot · Post by **lostparrot** » July 15, 2007 6:39 am

aeroparrot · Post by **aeroparrot** » July 15, 2007 8:11 am

Conolulu · Post by **Conolulu** » July 15, 2007 10:19 am

CaptainP · Post by **CaptainP** » July 15, 2007 10:26 am

Curious, with this reunion tour they are on....is Baby Spice going to have to change her name to Old Spice?

lostparrot · Post by **lostparrot** » July 15, 2007 3:25 pm

CaptainP wrote:Curious, with this reunion tour they are on....is Baby Spice going to have to change her name to Old Spice?

Now that is funny!

britparrothead · Post by **britparrothead** » July 16, 2007 10:29 am

I loved it : ) And, are they all classed as Old Spice now?

PackPhanGirl · Post by **PackPhanGirl** » July 22, 2007 8:48 am

I just read this and after watching her "reality" show this is TOO FUNNY!!!

unclejohn · Post by **unclejohn** » August 3, 2007 12:00 pm