What is wrong with women these days?

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » July 19, 2007 11:36 pm

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:
pbans wrote:I AM the older friend.....

I will freely admit to being jaded about quite a few things.....more an occupational hazard than an age thing, but cynicism is part of who I am....

So am I the only one thinking about the scene with Kathy Bates in Fried Green Tomatoes......

[Evelyn is cut off in a parking lot]
Evelyn Couch: Hey! I was waiting for that spot!
Girl #1: Face it, lady, we're younger and faster!
[Evelyn rear-ends the other car six times]
Girl #1: What are you *doing*?
Girl #2: Are you *crazy*?
Evelyn Couch: Face it, girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
That's is....I'm riding shotgun with Paige!

I think I'll just ride Paige.

Brown Eyed Girl · Post by **Brown Eyed Girl** » July 19, 2007 11:38 pm

ph4ever wrote:
Brown Eyed Girl wrote:
pbans wrote:I AM the older friend.....

I will freely admit to being jaded about quite a few things.....more an occupational hazard than an age thing, but cynicism is part of who I am....

So am I the only one thinking about the scene with Kathy Bates in Fried Green Tomatoes......

[Evelyn is cut off in a parking lot]
Evelyn Couch: Hey! I was waiting for that spot!
Girl #1: Face it, lady, we're younger and faster!
[Evelyn rear-ends the other car six times]
Girl #1: What are you *doing*?
Girl #2: Are you *crazy*?
Evelyn Couch: Face it, girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
That's is....I'm riding shotgun with Paige!

but doesn't Paige have a hog with no biatch seat?

Hey, she has a car too!

So does this mean she's not gonna get a sidecar on the harley for me?

SchoolGirlHeart · Post by **SchoolGirlHeart** » July 19, 2007 11:40 pm

pbans wrote:I AM the older friend.....

I will freely admit to being jaded about quite a few things.....more an occupational hazard than an age thing, but cynicism is part of who I am....

So am I the only one thinking about the scene with Kathy Bates in Fried Green Tomatoes......

[Evelyn is cut off in a parking lot]
Evelyn Couch: Hey! I was waiting for that spot!
Girl #1: Face it, lady, we're younger and faster!
[Evelyn rear-ends the other car six times]
Girl #1: What are you *doing*?
Girl #2: Are you *crazy*?
Evelyn Couch: Face it, girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » July 19, 2007 11:41 pm

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:
ph4ever wrote:
Brown Eyed Girl wrote:
pbans wrote:I AM the older friend.....

I will freely admit to being jaded about quite a few things.....more an occupational hazard than an age thing, but cynicism is part of who I am....

So am I the only one thinking about the scene with Kathy Bates in Fried Green Tomatoes......

[Evelyn is cut off in a parking lot]
Evelyn Couch: Hey! I was waiting for that spot!
Girl #1: Face it, lady, we're younger and faster!
[Evelyn rear-ends the other car six times]
Girl #1: What are you *doing*?
Girl #2: Are you *crazy*?
Evelyn Couch: Face it, girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
That's is....I'm riding shotgun with Paige!

but doesn't Paige have a hog with no biatch seat?
Hey, she has a car too!

So does this mean she's not gonna get a sidecar on the harley for me?

that may be interesting when she rides the hog over the smartbutt young girl with lesser insurance

flipflopgirl · Post by **flipflopgirl** » July 19, 2007 11:41 pm

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:
pbans wrote:I AM the older friend.....

I will freely admit to being jaded about quite a few things.....more an occupational hazard than an age thing, but cynicism is part of who I am....

So am I the only one thinking about the scene with Kathy Bates in Fried Green Tomatoes......

[Evelyn is cut off in a parking lot]
Evelyn Couch: Hey! I was waiting for that spot!
Girl #1: Face it, lady, we're younger and faster!
[Evelyn rear-ends the other car six times]
Girl #1: What are you *doing*?
Girl #2: Are you *crazy*?
Evelyn Couch: Face it, girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
That's is....I'm riding shotgun with Paige!

Hey! Don't forget me!

pbans · Post by **pbans** » July 19, 2007 11:42 pm

ph4ever wrote:
Brown Eyed Girl wrote:
pbans wrote:I AM the older friend.....

I will freely admit to being jaded about quite a few things.....more an occupational hazard than an age thing, but cynicism is part of who I am....

So am I the only one thinking about the scene with Kathy Bates in Fried Green Tomatoes......

[Evelyn is cut off in a parking lot]
Evelyn Couch: Hey! I was waiting for that spot!
Girl #1: Face it, lady, we're younger and faster!
[Evelyn rear-ends the other car six times]
Girl #1: What are you *doing*?
Girl #2: Are you *crazy*?
Evelyn Couch: Face it, girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
That's is....I'm riding shotgun with Paige!

but doesn't Paige have a hog with no biatch seat?

There's four harleys sitting out there......I'm sure we can work something out!

Brown Eyed Girl · Post by **Brown Eyed Girl** » July 19, 2007 11:46 pm

pbans wrote:
ph4ever wrote:
Brown Eyed Girl wrote:
pbans wrote:I AM the older friend.....

I will freely admit to being jaded about quite a few things.....more an occupational hazard than an age thing, but cynicism is part of who I am....

So am I the only one thinking about the scene with Kathy Bates in Fried Green Tomatoes......

[Evelyn is cut off in a parking lot]
Evelyn Couch: Hey! I was waiting for that spot!
Girl #1: Face it, lady, we're younger and faster!
[Evelyn rear-ends the other car six times]
Girl #1: What are you *doing*?
Girl #2: Are you *crazy*?
Evelyn Couch: Face it, girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
That's is....I'm riding shotgun with Paige!

but doesn't Paige have a hog with no biatch seat?
There's four harleys sitting out there......I'm sure we can work something out!

Cool, one for me AND one for the hot UPS guy!

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » July 19, 2007 11:48 pm

I don't know why but I've got this image of Kat in a side car and Page driving with this look of evil in their eyes driving over a little car.

Maybe Paris Hilton is the driver.....

SchoolGirlHeart · Post by **SchoolGirlHeart** » July 19, 2007 11:50 pm

ph4ever wrote:I don't know why but I've got this image of Kat in a side car and Page driving with this look of evil in their eyes driving over a little car.

Maybe Paris Hilton is the driver.....

You ain't ridden shotgun 'til you've ridden with BEG Andretti.....

Brown Eyed Girl · Post by **Brown Eyed Girl** » July 19, 2007 11:50 pm

SchoolGirlHeart wrote:
ph4ever wrote:I don't know why but I've got this image of Kat in a side car and Page driving with this look of evil in their eyes driving over a little car.

Maybe Paris Hilton is the driver.....
You ain't ridden shotgun 'til you've ridden with BEG Andretti.....

pbans · Post by **pbans** » July 19, 2007 11:51 pm

ph4ever wrote:I don't know why but I've got this image of Kat in a side car and Page driving with this look of evil in their eyes driving over a little car.

Maybe Paris Hilton is the driver.....

I like the thought of running over Paris Hilton......

Brown Eyed Girl · Post by **Brown Eyed Girl** » July 19, 2007 11:53 pm

pbans wrote:
ph4ever wrote:I don't know why but I've got this image of Kat in a side car and Page driving with this look of evil in their eyes driving over a little car.

Maybe Paris Hilton is the driver.....

I like the thought of running over Paris Hilton......

'cept she'd probably pop right up again, like those freakish punching clowns...

flipflopgirl · Post by **flipflopgirl** » July 19, 2007 11:53 pm

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:
SchoolGirlHeart wrote:
ph4ever wrote:I don't know why but I've got this image of Kat in a side car and Page driving with this look of evil in their eyes driving over a little car.

Maybe Paris Hilton is the driver.....
You ain't ridden shotgun 'til you've ridden with BEG Andretti.....

so you're a speed demon Kat?!?

SchoolGirlHeart · Post by **SchoolGirlHeart** » July 19, 2007 11:54 pm

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:
pbans wrote:
ph4ever wrote:I don't know why but I've got this image of Kat in a side car and Page driving with this look of evil in their eyes driving over a little car.

Maybe Paris Hilton is the driver.....

I like the thought of running over Paris Hilton......
'cept she'd probably pop right up again, like those freakish punching clowns...

SPEW!!!!!!!!

Brown Eyed Girl · Post by **Brown Eyed Girl** » July 19, 2007 11:54 pm

flipflopgirl wrote:
Brown Eyed Girl wrote:
SchoolGirlHeart wrote:
ph4ever wrote:I don't know why but I've got this image of Kat in a side car and Page driving with this look of evil in their eyes driving over a little car.

Maybe Paris Hilton is the driver.....
You ain't ridden shotgun 'til you've ridden with BEG Andretti.....

so you're a speed demon Kat?!?

Ummmmmmmm.....weeeeeelllllll........errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....I had to get to the church (or in this case, the winery) on time!

flipflopgirl · Post by **flipflopgirl** » July 19, 2007 11:55 pm

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:
flipflopgirl wrote:
Brown Eyed Girl wrote:
SchoolGirlHeart wrote:
ph4ever wrote:I don't know why but I've got this image of Kat in a side car and Page driving with this look of evil in their eyes driving over a little car.

Maybe Paris Hilton is the driver.....
You ain't ridden shotgun 'til you've ridden with BEG Andretti.....

so you're a speed demon Kat?!?
Ummmmmmmm.....weeeeeelllllll........errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....I had to get to the church (or in this case, the winery) on time!

i'd like to hear that story some day!

SchoolGirlHeart · Post by **SchoolGirlHeart** » July 19, 2007 11:56 pm

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:
flipflopgirl wrote:
Brown Eyed Girl wrote:
SchoolGirlHeart wrote:
ph4ever wrote:I don't know why but I've got this image of Kat in a side car and Page driving with this look of evil in their eyes driving over a little car.

Maybe Paris Hilton is the driver.....
You ain't ridden shotgun 'til you've ridden with BEG Andretti.....

so you're a speed demon Kat?!?
Ummmmmmmm.....weeeeeelllllll........errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....I had to get to the church (or in this case, the winery) on time!

I don't know, Kat, can we tell that story? After all, didn't it happen before you were forty?

Brown Eyed Girl · Post by **Brown Eyed Girl** » July 19, 2007 11:57 pm

SchoolGirlHeart wrote:
Brown Eyed Girl wrote:
flipflopgirl wrote:
Brown Eyed Girl wrote:
SchoolGirlHeart wrote:
ph4ever wrote:I don't know why but I've got this image of Kat in a side car and Page driving with this look of evil in their eyes driving over a little car.

Maybe Paris Hilton is the driver.....
You ain't ridden shotgun 'til you've ridden with BEG Andretti.....

so you're a speed demon Kat?!?
Ummmmmmmm.....weeeeeelllllll........errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....I had to get to the church (or in this case, the winery) on time!
I don't know, Kat, can we tell that story? After all, didn't it happen before you were forty?

As a matter of fact...

SchoolGirlHeart · Post by **SchoolGirlHeart** » July 19, 2007 11:57 pm

flipflopgirl wrote:
Brown Eyed Girl wrote:
flipflopgirl wrote:
Brown Eyed Girl wrote:
SchoolGirlHeart wrote:
ph4ever wrote:I don't know why but I've got this image of Kat in a side car and Page driving with this look of evil in their eyes driving over a little car.

Maybe Paris Hilton is the driver.....
You ain't ridden shotgun 'til you've ridden with BEG Andretti.....

so you're a speed demon Kat?!?
Ummmmmmmm.....weeeeeelllllll........errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....I had to get to the church (or in this case, the winery) on time!
i'd like to hear that story some day!

A story most worthy of Barometer Soup for the PH Soul.

As a total aside, my avatar came out of that weekend....

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » July 19, 2007 11:59 pm

SchoolGirlHeart wrote:
Brown Eyed Girl wrote:
pbans wrote:
ph4ever wrote:I don't know why but I've got this image of Kat in a side car and Page driving with this look of evil in their eyes driving over a little car.

Maybe Paris Hilton is the driver.....

I like the thought of running over Paris Hilton......
'cept she'd probably pop right up again, like those freakish punching clowns...
SPEW!!!!!!!!

then shoot her too