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ph4ever wrote:
SchoolGirlHeart wrote:
Brown Eyed Girl wrote:
pbans wrote:
ph4ever wrote:I don't know why but I've got this image of Kat in a side car and Page driving with this look of evil in their eyes driving over a little car.

Maybe Paris Hilton is the driver.....
:evil: :evil: :evil:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I like the thought of running over Paris Hilton......
'cept she'd probably pop right up again, like those freakish punching clowns... :-?
SPEW!!!!!!!!
then shoot her too :lol:
Oooh, good idea!

Would a black rifle be considered over the top? :-? :lol: :lol:
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Brown Eyed Girl wrote:
ph4ever wrote:
SchoolGirlHeart wrote:
Brown Eyed Girl wrote:
pbans wrote:
ph4ever wrote:I don't know why but I've got this image of Kat in a side car and Page driving with this look of evil in their eyes driving over a little car.

Maybe Paris Hilton is the driver.....
:evil: :evil: :evil:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I like the thought of running over Paris Hilton......
'cept she'd probably pop right up again, like those freakish punching clowns... :-?
SPEW!!!!!!!!
then shoot her too :lol:
Oooh, good idea!

Would a black rifle be considered over the top? :-? :lol: :lol:
whatever does the job

Personally I don't think a AK-47 would be too much for Paris :lol:
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SchoolGirlHeart wrote:
flipflopgirl wrote:
Brown Eyed Girl wrote:
flipflopgirl wrote:
Brown Eyed Girl wrote:
SchoolGirlHeart wrote: You ain't ridden shotgun 'til you've ridden with BEG Andretti..... :o :o :P 8)
:oops: :oops: :oops:
:o :o so you're a speed demon Kat?!? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ummmmmmmm.....weeeeeelllllll........errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....I had to get to the church (or in this case, the winery) on time! :lol: :oops:
:lol: :lol: i'd like to hear that story some day! 8)
A story most worthy of Barometer Soup for the PH Soul. :D

As a total aside, my avatar came out of that weekend....

come on now! you girls are killing me!!!!!!!!!!!! :o :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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flipflopgirl wrote: :lol: :lol: i'd like to hear that story some day! 8)
In a nutshell, BEG and I went to JeepGirl and RedWineMaker's wedding, in Sonoma Valley. They got married in a vineyard... EXQUISITE!!

Anyway, on Friday night, we get a phone call.... PHAW and Happy Shark are on their way.... DRIVING, from Denver.....

We keep tabs, all day Saturday. They hit traffic. It's gonna be close.... We get them a hotel room, and we scope out the route to the vineyard. They come SCREECHING into the hotel parking lot at 4:00, after driving for 22 hours.... They tell us to go ahead without them: the vineyard is about 15 minutes away, and the wedding is at 4:30. No way, we say, we're in this together. GET IN THE DAMNED SHOWER.

So they shower and dress for a wedding in ten mintes flat, while BEG Andretti is idling her truck outside the door. We ZOOM to the vineyard at well over the speed limit.... 8)

The look on Nikki's face when she saw PHAW on the aisle seat? ABSOLUTELY AND UTTERLY PRICELESS!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D
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Brown Eyed Girl wrote:Would a black rifle be considered over the top? :-? :lol: :lol:
Black?? OMG, woman, it's after Memorial Day! Where is your sense of fashion? :o :o :lol:
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SchoolGirlHeart wrote:
flipflopgirl wrote: :lol: :lol: i'd like to hear that story some day! 8)
In a nutshell, BEG and I went to JeepGirl and RedWineMaker's wedding, in Sonoma Valley. They got married in a vineyard... EXQUISITE!!

Anyway, on Friday night, we get a phone call.... PHAW and Happy Shark are on their way.... DRIVING, from Denver.....

We keep tabs, all day Saturday. They hit traffic. It's gonna be close.... We get them a hotel room, and we scope out the route to the vineyard. They come SCREECHING into the hotel parking lot at 4:00, after driving for 22 hours.... They tell us to go ahead without them: the vineyard is about 15 minutes away, and the wedding is at 4:30. No way, we say, we're in this together. GET IN THE DAMNED SHOWER.

So they shower and dress for a wedding in ten mintes flat, while BEG Andretti is idling her truck outside the door. We ZOOM to the vineyard at well over the speed limit.... 8)

The look on Nikki's face when she saw PHAW on the aisle seat? ABSOLUTELY AND UTTERLY AWESOME!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D


That's AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wish i would have been there for that one!!!! I like that nickname! BEG Andretti! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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SchoolGirlHeart wrote:
Brown Eyed Girl wrote:Would a black rifle be considered over the top? :-? :lol: :lol:
Black?? OMG, woman, it's after Memorial Day! Where is your sense of fashion? :o :o :lol:
But black is so...ya know...like.....HOT. :roll: :lol: :lol:
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Brown Eyed Girl wrote:
SchoolGirlHeart wrote:
Brown Eyed Girl wrote:Would a black rifle be considered over the top? :-? :lol: :lol:
Black?? OMG, woman, it's after Memorial Day! Where is your sense of fashion? :o :o :lol:
But black is so...ya know...like.....HOT. :roll: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Brown Eyed Girl wrote:
SchoolGirlHeart wrote:
Brown Eyed Girl wrote:Would a black rifle be considered over the top? :-? :lol: :lol:
Black?? OMG, woman, it's after Memorial Day! Where is your sense of fashion? :o :o :lol:
But black is so...ya know...like.....HOT. :roll: :lol: :lol:
Well, as long as it's Gucci..... :P
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SchoolGirlHeart wrote:
flipflopgirl wrote: :lol: :lol: i'd like to hear that story some day! 8)
In a nutshell, BEG and I went to JeepGirl and RedWineMaker's wedding, in Sonoma Valley. They got married in a vineyard... EXQUISITE!!

Anyway, on Friday night, we get a phone call.... PHAW and Happy Shark are on their way.... DRIVING, from Denver.....

We keep tabs, all day Saturday. They hit traffic. It's gonna be close.... We get them a hotel room, and we scope out the route to the vineyard. They come SCREECHING into the hotel parking lot at 4:00, after driving for 22 hours.... They tell us to go ahead without them: the vineyard is about 15 minutes away, and the wedding is at 4:30. No way, we say, we're in this together. GET IN THE DAMNED SHOWER.

So they shower and dress for a wedding in ten mintes flat, while BEG Andretti is idling her truck outside the door. We ZOOM to the vineyard at well over the speed limit.... 8)

The look on Nikki's face when she saw PHAW on the aisle seat? ABSOLUTELY AND UTTERLY PRICELESS!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D
Two things we learned:

You CAN put on nylons when soaking wet (ask Renee).
You CAN make it from Calistoga to the Frank Family Vineyard in under 5 minutes if I'm driving.

Oh yeah, and one more thing...if you take an inflatable palm tree to a wedding people will dance and take pictures with it. :lol:
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Brown Eyed Girl wrote:
SchoolGirlHeart wrote:
flipflopgirl wrote: :lol: :lol: i'd like to hear that story some day! 8)
In a nutshell, BEG and I went to JeepGirl and RedWineMaker's wedding, in Sonoma Valley. They got married in a vineyard... EXQUISITE!!

Anyway, on Friday night, we get a phone call.... PHAW and Happy Shark are on their way.... DRIVING, from Denver.....

We keep tabs, all day Saturday. They hit traffic. It's gonna be close.... We get them a hotel room, and we scope out the route to the vineyard. They come SCREECHING into the hotel parking lot at 4:00, after driving for 22 hours.... They tell us to go ahead without them: the vineyard is about 15 minutes away, and the wedding is at 4:30. No way, we say, we're in this together. GET IN THE DAMNED SHOWER.

So they shower and dress for a wedding in ten mintes flat, while BEG Andretti is idling her truck outside the door. We ZOOM to the vineyard at well over the speed limit.... 8)

The look on Nikki's face when she saw PHAW on the aisle seat? ABSOLUTELY AND UTTERLY PRICELESS!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D
Two things we learned:

You CAN put on nylons when soaking wet (ask Renee).
You CAN make it from Calistoga to the Frank Family Vineyard in under 5 minutes if I'm driving.

Oh yeah, and one more thing...if you take an inflatable palm tree to a wedding people will dance and take pictures with it. :lol:
:o :o :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: PICTURES?!?!?!?!?
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Brown Eyed Girl wrote:
SchoolGirlHeart wrote:
flipflopgirl wrote: :lol: :lol: i'd like to hear that story some day! 8)
In a nutshell, BEG and I went to JeepGirl and RedWineMaker's wedding, in Sonoma Valley. They got married in a vineyard... EXQUISITE!!

Anyway, on Friday night, we get a phone call.... PHAW and Happy Shark are on their way.... DRIVING, from Denver.....

We keep tabs, all day Saturday. They hit traffic. It's gonna be close.... We get them a hotel room, and we scope out the route to the vineyard. They come SCREECHING into the hotel parking lot at 4:00, after driving for 22 hours.... They tell us to go ahead without them: the vineyard is about 15 minutes away, and the wedding is at 4:30. No way, we say, we're in this together. GET IN THE DAMNED SHOWER.

So they shower and dress for a wedding in ten mintes flat, while BEG Andretti is idling her truck outside the door. We ZOOM to the vineyard at well over the speed limit.... 8)

The look on Nikki's face when she saw PHAW on the aisle seat? ABSOLUTELY AND UTTERLY PRICELESS!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D
Two things we learned:

You CAN put on nylons when soaking wet (ask Renee).
You CAN make it from Calistoga to the Frank Family Vineyard in under 5 minutes if I'm driving.

Oh yeah, and one more thing...if you take an inflatable palm tree to a wedding people will dance and take pictures with it. :lol:
Ahhhhhhhh........ Great memories! :D

They thought we were *just* a little odd, us BNers, but I think they liked us! :D :D :D
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Brown Eyed Girl wrote:
SchoolGirlHeart wrote:
flipflopgirl wrote: :lol: :lol: i'd like to hear that story some day! 8)
In a nutshell, BEG and I went to JeepGirl and RedWineMaker's wedding, in Sonoma Valley. They got married in a vineyard... EXQUISITE!!

Anyway, on Friday night, we get a phone call.... PHAW and Happy Shark are on their way.... DRIVING, from Denver.....

We keep tabs, all day Saturday. They hit traffic. It's gonna be close.... We get them a hotel room, and we scope out the route to the vineyard. They come SCREECHING into the hotel parking lot at 4:00, after driving for 22 hours.... They tell us to go ahead without them: the vineyard is about 15 minutes away, and the wedding is at 4:30. No way, we say, we're in this together. GET IN THE DAMNED SHOWER.

So they shower and dress for a wedding in ten mintes flat, while BEG Andretti is idling her truck outside the door. We ZOOM to the vineyard at well over the speed limit.... 8)

The look on Nikki's face when she saw PHAW on the aisle seat? ABSOLUTELY AND UTTERLY PRICELESS!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D
Two things we learned:

You CAN put on nylons when soaking wet (ask Renee).
You CAN make it from Calistoga to the Frank Family Vineyard in under 5 minutes if I'm driving.

Oh yeah, and one more thing...if you take an inflatable palm tree to a wedding people will dance and take pictures with it. :lol:
Frank Family :o I HOPE AND PRAY you all drank as much of that divine grape juice as humanly possible and got out your doggie bags and took a few cases home :D
got to stop wishin' got to start fishin'....
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flipflopgirl wrote: :o :o :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: PICTURES?!?!?!?!?
A few in this thread: http://www.buffettnews.com/forum/viewto ... ey#1608902
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Tequila Revenge wrote:Frank Family :o I HOPE AND PRAY you all drank as much of that divine grape juice as humanly possible and got out your doggie bags and took a few cases home :D
We did, but Corey's wine was even better..... 8)
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Tequila Revenge wrote:
Brown Eyed Girl wrote:
SchoolGirlHeart wrote:
flipflopgirl wrote: :lol: :lol: i'd like to hear that story some day! 8)
In a nutshell, BEG and I went to JeepGirl and RedWineMaker's wedding, in Sonoma Valley. They got married in a vineyard... EXQUISITE!!

Anyway, on Friday night, we get a phone call.... PHAW and Happy Shark are on their way.... DRIVING, from Denver.....

We keep tabs, all day Saturday. They hit traffic. It's gonna be close.... We get them a hotel room, and we scope out the route to the vineyard. They come SCREECHING into the hotel parking lot at 4:00, after driving for 22 hours.... They tell us to go ahead without them: the vineyard is about 15 minutes away, and the wedding is at 4:30. No way, we say, we're in this together. GET IN THE DAMNED SHOWER.

So they shower and dress for a wedding in ten mintes flat, while BEG Andretti is idling her truck outside the door. We ZOOM to the vineyard at well over the speed limit.... 8)

The look on Nikki's face when she saw PHAW on the aisle seat? ABSOLUTELY AND UTTERLY PRICELESS!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D
Two things we learned:

You CAN put on nylons when soaking wet (ask Renee).
You CAN make it from Calistoga to the Frank Family Vineyard in under 5 minutes if I'm driving.

Oh yeah, and one more thing...if you take an inflatable palm tree to a wedding people will dance and take pictures with it. :lol:
Frank Family :o I HOPE AND PRAY you all drank as much of that divine grape juice as humanly possible and got out your doggie bags and took a few cases home :D
I was the DD so our out of town guests could enjoy. :D

Good thing, too. As we were leaving the vineyard and turning back on to 29 to go up to Calistoga, there was a hit and run RIGHT in front of us. :o :-?
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SchoolGirlHeart wrote:
flipflopgirl wrote: :o :o :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: PICTURES?!?!?!?!?
A few in this thread: http://www.buffettnews.com/forum/viewto ... ey#1608902
the team drink pic is still my fave. :lol:
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Brown Eyed Girl wrote:Good thing, too. As we were leaving the vineyard and turning back on to 29 to go up to Calistoga, there was a hit and run RIGHT in front of us. :o :-?
That's right.... I had forgotten about that..... :o

But then, I'd also forgotten that Lone Star Palm, the little slut, lost his clothes (a formal Magnum PI shirt, no less) long before the party was over.... :o
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OMG, Kath, apologies to Connie, but I do believe we've successfully hijacked the thread..... It's been so long since I've seen a good thread hijacking.... :o :o :lol:
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SchoolGirlHeart wrote:
Brown Eyed Girl wrote:Good thing, too. As we were leaving the vineyard and turning back on to 29 to go up to Calistoga, there was a hit and run RIGHT in front of us. :o :-?
That's right.... I had forgotten about that..... :o

But then, I'd also forgotten that Lone Star Palm, the little slut, lost his clothes (a formal Magnum PI shirt, no less) long before the party was over.... :o
Do you remember what Corey said when he saw us inflating the tree in the parking lot outside the winery?

"Oh f**k, it's the palm tree!" :lol: :lol: :lol: Classic.
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