What is wrong with women these days?

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Post by Conolulu »

tikitatas wrote:Ummmmmmmmmm. I'm Cate . . . nice to meet you . . . ummmmmmmm? Bonnie? Ronnie??? Ummmmmm . . .?


Constance....that's the last I remember....??
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Conolulu wrote:
tikitatas wrote:Ummmmmmmmmm. I'm Cate . . . nice to meet you . . . ummmmmmmm? Bonnie? Ronnie??? Ummmmmm . . .?


Constance....that's the last I remember....??
more geritol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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flipflopgirl wrote:
Conolulu wrote:
tikitatas wrote:Ummmmmmmmmm. I'm Cate . . . nice to meet you . . . ummmmmmmm? Bonnie? Ronnie??? Ummmmmm . . .?


Constance....that's the last I remember....??
more geritol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

And you . . . YOU look familiar! Ummmmmm . . . Cassandra? Callista?? :-? :roll: :-?
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tikitatas wrote:
flipflopgirl wrote:
Conolulu wrote:
tikitatas wrote:Ummmmmmmmmm. I'm Cate . . . nice to meet you . . . ummmmmmmm? Bonnie? Ronnie??? Ummmmmm . . .?


Constance....that's the last I remember....??
more geritol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

And you . . . YOU look familiar! Ummmmmm . . . Cassandra? Callista?? :-? :roll: :-?
i'm not really sure! :oops: of all the things i've lost in life i miss my mind the most! :wink: :lol: :lol:
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I'm lost -- where am I.

who am I?
Well...(said in my best Bubba voice) I've been on sabbatical.
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ph4ever wrote:I'm lost -- where am I.

who am I?
walking around in that housecoat with no bra or panties! :o :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:( I know it's funny to joke..

But I found out that due to my Sleep Apnea (before I saw a DR.) I have lost
some memory.. :( :-? :-?
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ragtopW wrote::( I know it's funny to joke..

But I found out that due to my Sleep Apnea (before I saw a DR.) I have lost
some memory.. :( :-? :-?
Wayne I'm sorry if my joke offended you. My father had Alzheimer's and didn't even know me the day he died. However in his early stages he did find the humor in some of his forgetfulness.
Well...(said in my best Bubba voice) I've been on sabbatical.
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ph4ever wrote:
ragtopW wrote::( I know it's funny to joke..

But I found out that due to my Sleep Apnea (before I saw a DR.) I have lost
some memory.. :( :-? :-?
Wayne I'm sorry if my joke offended you. My father had Alzheimer's and didn't even know me the day he died. However in his early stages he did find the humor in some of his forgetfulness.
not a bit I was just having a pity party.. :-?

no worries.. :lol:
xo
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Post by tikitatas »

We all love you, Santa Wayne. AND, you're unforgettable!!!!!!!! xoxoxoxoxo
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tikitatas wrote:We all love you, Santa Wayne. AND, you're unforgettable!!!!!!!! xoxoxoxoxo

:oops: I love you all too..
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ragtopW wrote:
tikitatas wrote:We all love you, Santa Wayne. AND, you're unforgettable!!!!!!!! xoxoxoxoxo

:oops: I love you all too..
((((((((((((((((((Santa))))))))))))))) :D
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Post by tikitatas »

P. S. And I don't think there's too much wrong with women, THESE days, 2000 years ago, or ANYTIME!
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I missed more than 3 pages, someone want to summarize this for me?
what I really mean . . . I wish you were here
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LIPH wrote:I missed more than 3 pages, someone want to summarize this for me?
The woman are all old, and have CRS disease. :lol: :lol:
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SMLCHNG wrote:
LIPH wrote:I missed more than 3 pages, someone want to summarize this for me?
The woman are all old, and have CRS disease. :lol: :lol:
and jaded and don't know a thing at all
Well...(said in my best Bubba voice) I've been on sabbatical.
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SMLCHNG wrote:
LIPH wrote:I missed more than 3 pages, someone want to summarize this for me?
The woman are all old, and have CRS disease. :lol: :lol:
N e e d m o r e G e r i t o l! :o :lol: :lol: :lol:
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flipflopgirl wrote:
SMLCHNG wrote:
LIPH wrote:I missed more than 3 pages, someone want to summarize this for me?
The woman are all old, and have CRS disease. :lol: :lol:
N e e d m o r e G e r i t o l! :o :lol: :lol: :lol:
And shrimp?? :lol:
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Post by ph4ever »

MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE

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Those of you that wish to go to the casino bingo and penny slots night the bus will be leaving in 20 minutes........
Well...(said in my best Bubba voice) I've been on sabbatical.
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Post by PJ »

alphabits wrote:Image

I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman!
But my cigar did....
Fixed it for you.
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