What is wrong with women these days?

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » July 22, 2007 11:19 pm

buffettbride wrote:
ph4ever wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
ragtopW wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
SMLCHNG wrote:Ack!!! I hate those little buggers!!!
It got me on the back of the neck then crawled into my shirt and got my arm.

(((Mal)))
I'm fine now. Like I said, Renee fixed me.

did she chew up a cigarette and put the wet tobacco on it?
Wet tobacco? It was my own loogie.

how in the hell did you get your own loogie on your neck??

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » July 22, 2007 11:20 pm

ph4ever wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
ph4ever wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
ragtopW wrote:
buffettbride wrote: It got me on the back of the neck then crawled into my shirt and got my arm.

(((Mal)))
I'm fine now. Like I said, Renee fixed me.

did she chew up a cigarette and put the wet tobacco on it?
Wet tobacco? It was my own loogie.
how in the hell did you get your own loogie on your neck??

I move in mysterious ways.

I mixed it up in my hand first, then gave it to Renee.

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » July 22, 2007 11:22 pm

buffettbride wrote:
ph4ever wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
ph4ever wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
ragtopW wrote:
(((Mal)))
I'm fine now. Like I said, Renee fixed me.

did she chew up a cigarette and put the wet tobacco on it?
Wet tobacco? It was my own loogie.
how in the hell did you get your own loogie on your neck??
I move in mysterious ways.

I mixed it up in my hand first, then gave it to Renee.

you are sooo like me sometimes I'm afraid of you.

But there's just enough difference you may be ok......maybe

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » July 22, 2007 11:23 pm

ph4ever wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
ph4ever wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
ph4ever wrote:
buffettbride wrote: I'm fine now. Like I said, Renee fixed me.

did she chew up a cigarette and put the wet tobacco on it?
Wet tobacco? It was my own loogie.
how in the hell did you get your own loogie on your neck??
I move in mysterious ways.

I mixed it up in my hand first, then gave it to Renee.
you are sooo like me sometimes I'm afraid of you. But there's just enough difference you may be ok......maybe

Well, I have been practing using the phrase "Bless your heart." I'm getting really good at it!

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » July 22, 2007 11:24 pm

buffettbride wrote:
ph4ever wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
ph4ever wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
ph4ever wrote: I'm fine now. Like I said, Renee fixed me.

did she chew up a cigarette and put the wet tobacco on it?
Wet tobacco? It was my own loogie.
how in the hell did you get your own loogie on your neck??
I move in mysterious ways.

I mixed it up in my hand first, then gave it to Renee.
you are sooo like me sometimes I'm afraid of you. But there's just enough difference you may be ok......maybe

Well, I have been practing using the phrase "Bless your heart." I'm getting really good at it![/quote]

glad to be of help - I'm sure you've used it a lot with this thread.

But really Molly is the best "Bless your heart" giver

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » July 22, 2007 11:26 pm

ph4ever wrote:
But really Molly is the best "Bless your heart" giver

There's nothin' better than when it comes from Miss Molly.

Time to tuck the kiddo in...I may be back. I may not.

flipflopgirl · Post by **flipflopgirl** » July 22, 2007 11:29 pm

ph4ever wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
ph4ever wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
ph4ever wrote:
buffettbride wrote: I'm fine now. Like I said, Renee fixed me.

did she chew up a cigarette and put the wet tobacco on it?
Wet tobacco? It was my own loogie.
how in the hell did you get your own loogie on your neck??
I move in mysterious ways.

I mixed it up in my hand first, then gave it to Renee.
you are sooo like me sometimes I'm afraid of you. But there's just enough difference you may be ok......maybe

Well, I have been practing using the phrase "Bless your heart." I'm getting really good at it![/quote]

glad to be of help - I'm sure you've used it a lot with this thread.

But really Molly is the best "Bless your heart" giver

[/quote]

that phrase is contaigious!

it just slipped right out last night at work in a drippingly SARCASTIC tone while speaking to one of the residents who doesn't have a clue!

SchoolGirlHeart · Post by **SchoolGirlHeart** » July 22, 2007 11:50 pm

pbans wrote:Here's one of me from last weekend:

OMG, you were playing George Burns in drag??

flipflopgirl · Post by **flipflopgirl** » July 23, 2007 9:03 pm

SchoolGirlHeart wrote:
pbans wrote:Here's one of me from last weekend:

OMG, you were playing George Burns in drag??

SPEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oz_79 · Post by **Oz_79** » July 24, 2007 10:45 am

Has the fun ended?

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » July 24, 2007 10:45 am

Oz_79 wrote:Has the fun ended?

The fun never ends.

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » July 24, 2007 11:09 am

buffettbride wrote:
Oz_79 wrote:Has the fun ended?
The fun never ends.

When the road goes on forever, the party never ends.

Oz_79 · Post by **Oz_79** » July 24, 2007 11:24 am

You know whats wrong with women these days, once guys start showing interest in their discussion/fight (alphabits, Santa, Oz), they stop!!!

Just kidding, although I think all you girls (young and old) need to hug and make-out while Alpha takes pictures, Santa videorecords, and crap, I don't have anything to do. I guess I'll just watch.

Brown Eyed Girl · Post by **Brown Eyed Girl** » July 24, 2007 11:38 am

Oz_79 wrote:You know whats wrong with women these days, once guys start showing interest in their discussion/fight (alphabits, Santa, Oz), they stop!!!

Just kidding, although I think all you girls (young and old) need to hug and make-out while Alpha takes pictures, Santa videorecords, and crap, I don't have anything to do. I guess I'll just watch.

Look at your avatar! You're driving the drink cart!

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » July 24, 2007 11:43 am

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:
Oz_79 wrote:You know whats wrong with women these days, once guys start showing interest in their discussion/fight (alphabits, Santa, Oz), they stop!!!

Just kidding, although I think all you girls (young and old) need to hug and make-out while Alpha takes pictures, Santa videorecords, and crap, I don't have anything to do. I guess I'll just watch.
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Look at your avatar! You're driving the drink cart!

I'm not sure you'd call what he was doing on that cooler "driving". Although at least he didn't crash into any of the fences.

Now, how the hell did the conversation in here turn from lingerie to loogies?

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » July 24, 2007 11:45 am

I'll tell you what's wrong with women these days. I can't find one to cook, clean and who has a good enough job to support me while I sit home drinking beer, watching TV and eating cheese doodles.

txaggirl91 · Post by **txaggirl91** » July 24, 2007 11:47 am

alphabits wrote:
Brown Eyed Girl wrote:
Oz_79 wrote:You know whats wrong with women these days, once guys start showing interest in their discussion/fight (alphabits, Santa, Oz), they stop!!!

Just kidding, although I think all you girls (young and old) need to hug and make-out while Alpha takes pictures, Santa videorecords, and crap, I don't have anything to do. I guess I'll just watch.
[img]http://************.com/forum/images/smilies/bitchslap.gif[/img]

Look at your avatar! You're driving the drink cart!
I'm not sure you'd call what he was doing on that cooler "driving". Although at least he didn't crash into any of the fences.

Now, how the hell did the conversation in here turn from lingerie to loogies?

hey i resemble that remark!

Oz_79 · Post by **Oz_79** » July 24, 2007 11:48 am

LIPH wrote:I'll tell you what's wrong with women these days. I can't find one to cook, clean and who has a good enough job to support me while I sit home drinking beer, watching TV and eating cheese doodles.

Gharrrr!!!,

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » July 24, 2007 11:48 am

txaggirl91 wrote:
alphabits wrote:
Brown Eyed Girl wrote:
Oz_79 wrote:You know whats wrong with women these days, once guys start showing interest in their discussion/fight (alphabits, Santa, Oz), they stop!!!

Just kidding, although I think all you girls (young and old) need to hug and make-out while Alpha takes pictures, Santa videorecords, and crap, I don't have anything to do. I guess I'll just watch.
[img]http://************.com/forum/images/smilies/bitchslap.gif[/img]

Look at your avatar! You're driving the drink cart!
I'm not sure you'd call what he was doing on that cooler "driving". Although at least he didn't crash into any of the fences.

Now, how the hell did the conversation in here turn from lingerie to loogies?
hey i resemble that remark!

Damn, I thought I could sneak that one by. At least I didn't make any snide comments about women drivers. Yet!

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » July 24, 2007 12:11 pm

Oz_79 wrote:Has the fun ended?

I forgot about this thread - sue me I'm old