What is wrong with women these days?

Oz_79 · Post by **Oz_79** » July 24, 2007 3:20 pm

ph4ever wrote:
Oz_79 wrote:Has the fun ended?
I forgot about this thread - sue me I'm old

I would, but all I would get is empty tequila bottles.

flipflopgirl · Post by **flipflopgirl** » July 24, 2007 3:39 pm

txaggirl91 wrote:
alphabits wrote:
Brown Eyed Girl wrote:
Oz_79 wrote:You know whats wrong with women these days, once guys start showing interest in their discussion/fight (alphabits, Santa, Oz), they stop!!!

Just kidding, although I think all you girls (young and old) need to hug and make-out while Alpha takes pictures, Santa videorecords, and crap, I don't have anything to do. I guess I'll just watch.
[img]http://************.com/forum/images/smilies/bitchslap.gif[/img]

Look at your avatar! You're driving the drink cart!
I'm not sure you'd call what he was doing on that cooler "driving". Although at least he didn't crash into any of the fences.

Now, how the hell did the conversation in here turn from lingerie to loogies?
hey i resemble that remark!

and i have a picture to prove it!!!! i think! i' old! and that was so so long ago!

flipflopgirl · Post by **flipflopgirl** » July 24, 2007 3:41 pm

LIPH wrote:I'll tell you what's wrong with women these days. I can't find one to cook, clean and who has a good enough job to support me while I sit home drinking beer, watching TV and eating cheese doodles.

Wrong Larry sooooooooooooo WRONG!!!!!!!!! You should be eating BON BONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » July 24, 2007 3:45 pm

Bon bons don't go well with beer, you need a salty snack.

flipflopgirl · Post by **flipflopgirl** » July 24, 2007 3:46 pm

LIPH wrote:Bon bons don't go well with beer, you need a salty snack.

ok ok good point!

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » July 24, 2007 3:48 pm

And I forgot - she also has to be young and hot. Either of the Jessicas would do, Alba or Biel.

CapnK · Post by **CapnK** » July 24, 2007 3:52 pm

LIPH wrote:And I forgot - she also has to be young and hot. Either of the Jessicas would do, Alba or Biel.

what? no Simpson? Larry is a discerning connoisseur.

txaggirl91 · Post by **txaggirl91** » July 24, 2007 3:53 pm

flipflopgirl wrote:
I'm not sure you'd call what he was doing on that cooler "driving". Although at least he didn't crash into any of the fences.

Now, how the hell did the conversation in here turn from lingerie to loogies?

hey i resemble that remark!

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and i have a picture to prove it!!!! i think! i' old! and that was so so long ago!

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yes and there is video out there as well. i should have never shown it to my sister.... NEVER going to live that one down

flipflopgirl · Post by **flipflopgirl** » July 24, 2007 3:54 pm

txaggirl91 wrote:
flipflopgirl wrote:
I'm not sure you'd call what he was doing on that cooler "driving". Although at least he didn't crash into any of the fences.

Now, how the hell did the conversation in here turn from lingerie to loogies?
hey i resemble that remark!

and i have a picture to prove it!!!! i think! i' old! and that was so so long ago!

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yes and there is video out there as well. i should have never shown it to my sister.... NEVER going to live that one down[/quote]

sorry janice!

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » July 24, 2007 4:18 pm

CapnK wrote:
LIPH wrote:And I forgot - she also has to be young and hot. Either of the Jessicas would do, Alba or Biel.
what? no Simpson? Larry is a discerning connoisseur.

I'd take Marge Simpson over Jessica Simpson.

flipflopgirl · Post by **flipflopgirl** » July 24, 2007 4:20 pm

LIPH wrote:
CapnK wrote:
LIPH wrote:And I forgot - she also has to be young and hot. Either of the Jessicas would do, Alba or Biel.
what? no Simpson? Larry is a discerning connoisseur.
I'd take Marge Simpson over Jessica Simpson.

Monitor clean up please!!!!!!!!!!!!

tikitatas · Post by **tikitatas** » July 24, 2007 4:41 pm

Larry, you'd like Jessica Biel's scenes in I Now Prounounce You Chuck and Larry! What a body!

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » July 24, 2007 5:27 pm

Even Jessica Biel isn't enough to get me to sit through an Adam Sandler movie. How does that guy have a career? He's this generation's Pauly Shore.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » July 24, 2007 5:44 pm

LIPH wrote:Even Jessica Biel isn't enough to get me to sit through an Adam Sandler movie. How does that guy have a career? He's this generation's Pauly Shore.

I love him and want to make out with him.

tikitatas · Post by **tikitatas** » July 24, 2007 7:46 pm

buffettbride wrote:
LIPH wrote:Even Jessica Biel isn't enough to get me to sit through an Adam Sandler movie. How does that guy have a career? He's this generation's Pauly Shore.
I love him and want to make out with him.

He has no lips, Mal!!!!!!

flipflopgirl · Post by **flipflopgirl** » July 25, 2007 3:09 am

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:
Oz_79 wrote:You know whats wrong with women these days, once guys start showing interest in their discussion/fight (alphabits, Santa, Oz), they stop!!!

Just kidding, although I think all you girls (young and old) need to hug and make-out while Alpha takes pictures, Santa videorecords, and crap, I don't have anything to do. I guess I'll just watch.
[img]http://************.com/forum/images/smilies/bitchslap.gif[/img]

Look at your avatar! You're driving the drink cart!

and he was delivering JELLO SHOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » July 25, 2007 10:22 am

tikitatas wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
LIPH wrote:Even Jessica Biel isn't enough to get me to sit through an Adam Sandler movie. How does that guy have a career? He's this generation's Pauly Shore.
I love him and want to make out with him.
He has no lips, Mal!!!!!!

Mine are really small, too.

He was on Jimmy Kimmel last night.

green1 · Post by **green1** » July 25, 2007 10:32 am

LIPH wrote:I'd take Marge Simpson over Jessica Simpson.

Got a thing for blue hair?

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » July 25, 2007 10:34 am

No, but Marge is smarter.