One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried.
"What's the matter?" the bartender asks.
"My wife and I got into a fight," explained the guy "and now she isn't talking to me for a whole 31 days."
The bartender thought about this for a while. "But, isn't it a good thing that she isn't talking to you?" asked the bartender.
"Yeah, except today is the last night."
The wife is not speaking to me
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This kinda reminds me of an actual deal between an old friend and his wife. He came to work one day and told me that he and the wife had a big argument and she told him that she was gonna cut him off for 2 weeks. He told her that he'd see her 2 and raise her 2.
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