The Closet

[britparrothead]

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy: I have a baseball
Man: That's nice
Boy: Want to buy it?
Man: No, thanks
Boy: My Dad's outside
Man: OK, how much
Boy: $250

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.

Boy: Dark in here
Man: Yes, it is
Boy: I have a baseball glove
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, ..How much?
Boy: $750
Man: Sold

A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go
outside and have a game of catch."
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."
The Dad asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy: $1,000

The Dad says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... that is way more than those two things cost. I'm taking you to church, to confession.

They go to the church and the Dad makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door.

They boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that &%#@ again, you're in my closet now."

[ragtopW]

[pojo]

[unclejohn]

[IrishPirate]

[popcornjack]

That's awesome!!