Congrats,Kimmy&PhinPower for Breeze

Gulfbreeze · Post by **Gulfbreeze** » August 15, 2007 8:34 pm

mommar wrote:Maybe we should change the title of this thread to

"How many things can Breeze screwup in a week"

Can't wait 'til tomorrow and I'm back at Merry Pier...

Gulfbreeze · Post by **Gulfbreeze** » August 15, 2007 8:35 pm

docandjeanie wrote: Sounds like another S%#^ty day in Paradise...

Needless to say...I left early...

mommar · Post by **mommar** » August 15, 2007 8:35 pm

Gulfbreeze wrote:
mommar wrote:Maybe we should change the title of this thread to

"How many things can Breeze screwup in a week"
Can't wait 'til tomorrow and I'm back at Merry Pier...

Yeah..............where you don't have to work, just answer dumb questions.

Gulfbreeze · Post by **Gulfbreeze** » August 15, 2007 8:37 pm

mommar wrote:
Gulfbreeze wrote:
mommar wrote:Maybe we should change the title of this thread to

"How many things can Breeze screwup in a week"
Can't wait 'til tomorrow and I'm back at Merry Pier...
Yeah..............where you don't have to work, just answer dumb questions.

Awwwwww sheet...I can't win for losin'...

mommar · Post by **mommar** » August 15, 2007 8:38 pm

Gulfbreeze wrote:
mommar wrote:
Gulfbreeze wrote:
mommar wrote:Maybe we should change the title of this thread to

"How many things can Breeze screwup in a week"
Can't wait 'til tomorrow and I'm back at Merry Pier...
Yeah..............where you don't have to work, just answer dumb questions.
Awwwwww sheet...I can't win for losin'...

No you can't..........so just be a good boy and go to Merry Pier, and keep everyone happy

Conolulu · Post by **Conolulu** » August 15, 2007 8:46 pm

Trust me , Mo...the dumb questions are sooooooooooo dumb...

A tourist here?

Actually asked me if there were sharks in the Gulf...or were they just in "the Ocean".....

I told him they were just in the Ocean.

mommar · Post by **mommar** » August 15, 2007 8:50 pm

Conolulu wrote:Trust me , Mo...the dumb questions are sooooooooooo dumb...

A tourist here?

Actually asked me if there were sharks in the Gulf...or were they just in "the Ocean".....

I told him they were just in the Ocean.

There's just too many dumb people around.........at least they keep us amused

I love the patients that call my office and ask.......well if I don't have an appointment with your office.......where did my doctor schedule me an appointment?

There are Stupid people everywhere

Gulfbreeze · Post by **Gulfbreeze** » August 15, 2007 8:57 pm

mommar wrote:
Conolulu wrote:Trust me , Mo...the dumb questions are sooooooooooo dumb...

A tourist here?

Actually asked me if there were sharks in the Gulf...or were they just in "the Ocean".....

I told him they were just in the Ocean.
There's just too many dumb people around.........at least they keep us amused

I love the patients that call my office and ask.......well if I don't have an appointment with your office.......where did my doctor schedule me an appointment? There are Stupid people everywhere

Today:

"Sir...can you tell me where Treasure Island Causeway is"?

Breeze: "Uh...you're on it"

One of these times I'm gonna give them directions and they'll end up at the Red Barn Flea Market in Bradenton...

mommar · Post by **mommar** » August 15, 2007 9:00 pm

Gulfbreeze wrote:
mommar wrote:
Conolulu wrote:Trust me , Mo...the dumb questions are sooooooooooo dumb...

A tourist here?

Actually asked me if there were sharks in the Gulf...or were they just in "the Ocean".....

I told him they were just in the Ocean.
There's just too many dumb people around.........at least they keep us amused

I love the patients that call my office and ask.......well if I don't have an appointment with your office.......where did my doctor schedule me an appointment? There are Stupid people everywhere
Today:

"Sir...can you tell me where Treasure Island Causeway is"?

Breeze: "Uh...you're on it"

One of these times I'm gonna give them directions and they'll end up at the Red Barn Flea Market in Bradenton...

Why did you butt into someone elses conversation.........if he wanted to talk to you he would have said " Hey.........dork"

Gulfbreeze · Post by **Gulfbreeze** » August 15, 2007 9:08 pm

mommar wrote: Why did you butt into someone elses conversation.........if he wanted to talk to you he would have said " Hey.........dork"

Don’t make me chastise you again
Knowin’ when I've grown tired of you
Hopefully you’ll just disappear
And leave me happy here
U Playin’ the loser again

IrishPirate · Post by **IrishPirate** » August 15, 2007 9:12 pm

Gulfbreeze wrote:
mommar wrote:Maybe we should change the title of this thread to

"How many things can Breeze screwup in a week"
Can't wait 'til tomorrow and I'm back at Merry Pier...

Good days and bad days, and going half mad days

Conolulu · Post by **Conolulu** » August 15, 2007 9:27 pm

mommar wrote:
Conolulu wrote:Trust me , Mo...the dumb questions are sooooooooooo dumb...

A tourist here?

Actually asked me if there were sharks in the Gulf...or were they just in "the Ocean".....

I told him they were just in the Ocean.
There's just too many dumb people around.........at least they keep us amused

I love the patients that call my office and ask.......well if I don't have an appointment with your office.......where did my doctor schedule me an appointment? There are Stupid people everywhere

yep...

Like when I worked for in hospitality.....GSM at a hotel on Amelia Island...

Fernandina Beach is the ONLY city on the island...One zip code....

People would come to the front desk...and ask me how to get to "Amelia Island"....

If they were nice...I'd explain it reeeeaaaalllll slow.'

If they were snooty?

I'd just smile and say:

"Did you drive over a bridge to get here?"

Bless their hearts....

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » August 15, 2007 9:29 pm

Gulfbreeze wrote:
alphabits wrote: Anybody know if the Malyn is still intact?
Well let's see...

I broke the shower in 103 today...gotta call a plumber

Got the hedger working yesterday...cut the "hidden" lights cord

Put up a new flag and pole a couple days ago...both gone

Replaced some light switch and outlet covers...wrong color

Met cranky old Mr. Abbott today...he doesn't think I should smoke anywhere but behind the building

Replaced the blinds in 110 today...drilled about 3 extra holes in his wall

Overall...I'd say things are going well...

Ah, so you have the place well on the way to looking like a Motel 6.

Gulfbreeze · Post by **Gulfbreeze** » August 15, 2007 9:34 pm

Conolulu wrote:
yep...

Like when I worked for in hospitality.....GSM at a hotel on Amelia Island...

Fernandina Beach is the ONLY city on the island...One zip code....

People would come to the front desk...and ask me how to get to "Amelia Island"....

So...is the beach there gonna be sandy??

Conolulu · Post by **Conolulu** » August 15, 2007 9:36 pm

Gulfbreeze wrote:
Conolulu wrote:
yep...

Like when I worked for in hospitality.....GSM at a hotel on Amelia Island...

Fernandina Beach is the ONLY city on the island...One zip code....

People would come to the front desk...and ask me how to get to "Amelia Island"....
So...is the beach there gonna be sandy??

yes, and since it is on "the Ocean" there ARE sharks...

Consider yourself warned...

Gulfbreeze · Post by **Gulfbreeze** » August 15, 2007 9:39 pm

alphabits wrote:
Ah, so you have the place well on the way to looking like a Motel 6.

Modeling it after the one in Harvey, IL...I literally had to put towels down on the floor to walk around...

This was several years ago...but can't imagine much has changed in Harvey...

It's really not all that bad of a little resort...but give me time...I'll eff it up somehow...

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » August 15, 2007 9:59 pm

Gulfbreeze wrote:
alphabits wrote:
Ah, so you have the place well on the way to looking like a Motel 6.
Modeling it after the one in Harvey, IL...I literally had to put towels down on the floor to walk around...

This was several years ago...but can't imagine much has changed in Harvey...

It's really not all that bad of a little resort...but give me time...I'll eff it up somehow...

It'll go from little resort to last resort?

Conolulu · Post by **Conolulu** » August 15, 2007 10:04 pm

alphabits wrote:
Gulfbreeze wrote:
alphabits wrote:
Ah, so you have the place well on the way to looking like a Motel 6.
Modeling it after the one in Harvey, IL...I literally had to put towels down on the floor to walk around...

This was several years ago...but can't imagine much has changed in Harvey...

It's really not all that bad of a little resort...but give me time...I'll eff it up somehow...
It'll go from little resort to last resort?

So BUY a place, already!

You've already got a staff waiting to work for you....

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » August 15, 2007 10:10 pm

Conolulu wrote:
alphabits wrote:
Gulfbreeze wrote:
alphabits wrote:
Ah, so you have the place well on the way to looking like a Motel 6.
Modeling it after the one in Harvey, IL...I literally had to put towels down on the floor to walk around...

This was several years ago...but can't imagine much has changed in Harvey...

It's really not all that bad of a little resort...but give me time...I'll eff it up somehow...
It'll go from little resort to last resort?

So BUY a place, already!

You've already got a staff waiting to work for you....

Patience Grasshopper. When the time is right, we shall know.

I figure we let Breeze work his "magic" there for a while ..... drive the value down dramatically ..... owner becomes desperate to sell ..... buy for below market.

Conolulu · Post by **Conolulu** » August 15, 2007 10:14 pm

Patience Grasshopper. When the time is right, we shall know.

I figure we let Breeze work his "magic" there for a while ..... drive the value down dramatically ..... owner becomes desperate to sell ..... buy for below market.

More short jokes....