Conolulu wrote:alphabits wrote:It'll go from little resort to last resort?Gulfbreeze wrote:Modeling it after the one in Harvey, IL...I literally had to put towels down on the floor to walk around...alphabits wrote:
Ah, so you have the place well on the way to looking like a Motel 6.![]()
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This was several years ago...but can't imagine much has changed in Harvey...![]()
It's really not all that bad of a little resort...but give me time...I'll eff it up somehow...![]()
So BUY a place, already!![]()
You've already got a staff waiting to work for you....
Congrats,Kimmy&PhinPower for Breeze
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A while???alphabits wrote: Patience Grasshopper. When the time is right, we shall know.
I figure we let Breeze work his "magic" there for a while ..... drive the value down dramatically ..... owner becomes desperate to sell ..... buy for below market.
Gimme 'til October...I'll have all the current owners bailing....My biggest target is...
Mr. Abbott...he makes me lose sleep, that 91 year old multi-millionaire, count my money, complain about the sound of his cable, ecru sock wearin', deck shoe wearin', short wearin', ben-gay smellin' old man....
I'm venting now...but I'm gonna hip-check that old buzzard in to Boca Ciega Bay along with his yippin' dog...
Ahhh...Breeze In, Breeze Out...Move On...
Aaahhh...that was kinda theraputic...Much better now....

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alphabits
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Think "Kung Fu" rather than "insect".Conolulu wrote:alphabits wrote:Yeah, but was he laughing WITH you or AT you?Conolulu wrote:I knew someone would laugh..
Grasshoppers are short?
Probably at me...but it's ok..Not the first time...
and they're close to the ground....I guess I'm just used to hearing short jokes.....and I have no idea why..
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alphabits
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Mr. Abbott? So, youse want I should git somebody to whack dis guy?Gulfbreeze wrote:A while???alphabits wrote: Patience Grasshopper. When the time is right, we shall know.
I figure we let Breeze work his "magic" there for a while ..... drive the value down dramatically ..... owner becomes desperate to sell ..... buy for below market.![]()
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Gimme 'til October...I'll have all the current owners bailing....My biggest target is...
Mr. Abbott...he makes me lose sleep, that 91 year old multi-millionaire, count my money, complain about the sound of his cable, ecru sock wearin', deck shoe wearin', short wearin', ben-gay smellin' old man....![]()
I'm venting now...but I'm gonna hip-check that old buzzard in to Boca Ciega Bay along with his yippin' dog...![]()
Ahhh...Breeze In, Breeze Out...Move On...
Aaahhh...that was kinda theraputic...Much better now....
'Cause I know people who know people, if you catch my drift.
Dis Abbott guy, he could just have a little "accident" .... knowwadImsayin?
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Conolulu
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alphabits wrote:Think "Kung Fu" rather than "insect".Conolulu wrote:alphabits wrote:Yeah, but was he laughing WITH you or AT you?Conolulu wrote:I knew someone would laugh..
Grasshoppers are short?
Probably at me...but it's ok..Not the first time...
and they're close to the ground....I guess I'm just used to hearing short jokes.....and I have no idea why..
I was...
at first...
Then I figured R2 was somewhere lurking around....
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alphabits
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Nah, we turned on the lights and he skittered back under the rock.Conolulu wrote:alphabits wrote:Think "Kung Fu" rather than "insect".Conolulu wrote:alphabits wrote:Yeah, but was he laughing WITH you or AT you?Conolulu wrote:I knew someone would laugh..
Grasshoppers are short?
Probably at me...but it's ok..Not the first time...
and they're close to the ground....I guess I'm just used to hearing short jokes.....and I have no idea why..
I was...
at first...
Then I figured R2 was somewhere lurking around....
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alphabits wrote:Nah, we turned on the lights and he skittered back under the rock.Conolulu wrote:alphabits wrote:Think "Kung Fu" rather than "insect".Conolulu wrote:alphabits wrote:Yeah, but was he laughing WITH you or AT you?Conolulu wrote:I knew someone would laugh..
Grasshoppers are short?
Probably at me...but it's ok..Not the first time...
and they're close to the ground....I guess I'm just used to hearing short jokes.....and I have no idea why..
I was...
at first...
Then I figured R2 was somewhere lurking around....
Ok...
You already got Diet Coke on my keyboard today.....
Going 2 for 2 today??
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alphabits
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Conolulu wrote:alphabits wrote:Nah, we turned on the lights and he skittered back under the rock.Conolulu wrote:alphabits wrote:Think "Kung Fu" rather than "insect".Conolulu wrote:alphabits wrote: Yeah, but was he laughing WITH you or AT you?
Grasshoppers are short?
Probably at me...but it's ok..Not the first time...
and they're close to the ground....I guess I'm just used to hearing short jokes.....and I have no idea why..
I was...
at first...
Then I figured R2 was somewhere lurking around....
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Ok...
You already got Diet Coke on my keyboard today.....
Going 2 for 2 today??
Working on my next career ...... keyboard salesman.
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flipflopgirl
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alphabits wrote:Mr. Abbott? So, youse want I should git somebody to whack dis guy?Gulfbreeze wrote:A while???alphabits wrote: Patience Grasshopper. When the time is right, we shall know.
I figure we let Breeze work his "magic" there for a while ..... drive the value down dramatically ..... owner becomes desperate to sell ..... buy for below market.![]()
![]()
Gimme 'til October...I'll have all the current owners bailing....My biggest target is...
Mr. Abbott...he makes me lose sleep, that 91 year old multi-millionaire, count my money, complain about the sound of his cable, ecru sock wearin', deck shoe wearin', short wearin', ben-gay smellin' old man....![]()
I'm venting now...but I'm gonna hip-check that old buzzard in to Boca Ciega Bay along with his yippin' dog...![]()
Ahhh...Breeze In, Breeze Out...Move On...
Aaahhh...that was kinda theraputic...Much better now....
'Cause I know people who know people, if you catch my drift.
Dis Abbott guy, he could just have a little "accident" .... knowwadImsayin?
"While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats." Mark Twain-
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back in my corner, more like it.alphabits wrote:Nah, we turned on the lights and he skittered back under the rock.Conolulu wrote:alphabits wrote:Think "Kung Fu" rather than "insect".Conolulu wrote:alphabits wrote:Yeah, but was he laughing WITH you or AT you?Conolulu wrote:I knew someone would laugh..
Grasshoppers are short?
Probably at me...but it's ok..Not the first time...
and they're close to the ground....I guess I'm just used to hearing short jokes.....and I have no idea why..
I was...
at first...
Then I figured R2 was somewhere lurking around....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pODJMJgSJWw
I was a lifeguard until that blue kid got me fired.
http://www.buffettnews.com/gallery/disp ... ?pos=-7695
I was a lifeguard until that blue kid got me fired.
http://www.buffettnews.com/gallery/disp ... ?pos=-7695
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Spend a little too much time in the Newark area at one point in my career.flipflopgirl wrote:alphabits wrote:Mr. Abbott? So, youse want I should git somebody to whack dis guy?Gulfbreeze wrote:A while???alphabits wrote: Patience Grasshopper. When the time is right, we shall know.
I figure we let Breeze work his "magic" there for a while ..... drive the value down dramatically ..... owner becomes desperate to sell ..... buy for below market.![]()
![]()
Gimme 'til October...I'll have all the current owners bailing....My biggest target is...
Mr. Abbott...he makes me lose sleep, that 91 year old multi-millionaire, count my money, complain about the sound of his cable, ecru sock wearin', deck shoe wearin', short wearin', ben-gay smellin' old man....![]()
I'm venting now...but I'm gonna hip-check that old buzzard in to Boca Ciega Bay along with his yippin' dog...![]()
Ahhh...Breeze In, Breeze Out...Move On...
Aaahhh...that was kinda theraputic...Much better now....
'Cause I know people who know people, if you catch my drift.
Dis Abbott guy, he could just have a little "accident" .... knowwadImsayin?
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BITS?!?!?!? When did you start hanging out with the Sopranos?!?
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alphabits wrote:Spend a little too much time in the Newark area at one point in my career.flipflopgirl wrote:alphabits wrote:Mr. Abbott? So, youse want I should git somebody to whack dis guy?Gulfbreeze wrote:A while???alphabits wrote: Patience Grasshopper. When the time is right, we shall know.
I figure we let Breeze work his "magic" there for a while ..... drive the value down dramatically ..... owner becomes desperate to sell ..... buy for below market.![]()
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Gimme 'til October...I'll have all the current owners bailing....My biggest target is...
Mr. Abbott...he makes me lose sleep, that 91 year old multi-millionaire, count my money, complain about the sound of his cable, ecru sock wearin', deck shoe wearin', short wearin', ben-gay smellin' old man....![]()
I'm venting now...but I'm gonna hip-check that old buzzard in to Boca Ciega Bay along with his yippin' dog...![]()
Ahhh...Breeze In, Breeze Out...Move On...
Aaahhh...that was kinda theraputic...Much better now....
'Cause I know people who know people, if you catch my drift.
Dis Abbott guy, he could just have a little "accident" .... knowwadImsayin?
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BITS?!?!?!? When did you start hanging out with the Sopranos?!?
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Think there's still availability for the November concert at
www.malynresort.com
If anyone's still looking for a place to stay...there "might" be a concert goer or two there...
www.malynresort.com
If anyone's still looking for a place to stay...there "might" be a concert goer or two there...

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Gulfbreeze wrote:Think there's still availability for the November concert at
www.malenresort.com
If anyone's still looking for a place to stay...there "might" be a concert goer or two there...
I am a little worried about a place called the Male-N-Resort.
You said something about that old dudes preference for Bens.
Could i be assured of an employee my age with a love of yucca to stay
with me at night to protect me? Would she, Huh?
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It's within walking distance of the ABC store and several good restaurants.Gulfbreeze wrote:Think there's still availability for the November concert at
www.malynresort.com
If anyone's still looking for a place to stay...there "might" be a concert goer or two there...
The Queen and I really enjoyed our stay!
"Nonsense! I have not yet begun to defile myself." - Doc Holliday
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Millie would love to take you over to the R-Bar with her...Marnin Grita Guy wrote:Gulfbreeze wrote:Think there's still availability for the November concert at
www.malenresort.com
If anyone's still looking for a place to stay...there "might" be a concert goer or two there...
I am a little worried about a place called the Male-N-Resort.
You said something about that old dudes preference for Bens.
Could i be assured of an employee my age with a love of yucca to stay
with me at night to protect me? Would she, Huh?
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Gulfbreeze
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That there, my friend, is the beauty of it...Elrod wrote:It's within walking distance of the ABC liquor store and several good restaurants.Gulfbreeze wrote:Think there's still availability for the November concert at
www.malynresort.com
If anyone's still looking for a place to stay...there "might" be a concert goer or two there...![]()
The Queen and I really enjoyed our stay!
