An important lesson...

[Glorfindel7]

Not entirely a religious joke so I don't think it'll offend anyone.


God calls Jesus and the Devil into his office. He tells both of them: "I want you to draw up a plan on how you would manage the human population on Earth. I will review both of them and select the one I feel is the best and put that person in charge of implementing their plan. Come back with your best plan in an hour for my consideration.

So Jesus and the Devil both go off to their respective offices and start working on their plan... With about 10 minutes to go before it is due the power goes off in the building. There is a major howl of frustration from the Devils office because he has just lost all of his work and has to start over.

Finally the hour is up. Both the Devil and Jesus go into God's office. The Devil says "I'm sorry that my plan is incomplete, I was unable to retype it fully after the power had gone off. Jesus says "Here's my plan". The Devil is incredulous and says "How did you manage to retype that plan so quickly? I lost everything!"

Jesus just looks at God who shrugs and says "Jesus Saves"

[IrishPirate]

[ragtopW]

[docandjeanie]

[unclejohn]