Unkle Kracker arrested for Sexual Assualt

a1aara · Post by **a1aara** » August 17, 2007 9:49 am

Kid Rock's former DJ, who also had a double platinum selling album of his own a few years back, was arrested and charged with a second-degree forcible sex offense outside Raleigh, North Carolina this morning.

Uncle Kracker, aka 33-year-old Matthew Shafer, was busted by Raleigh police at an Embassy Suites hotel around 4:45 AM.

Kracker, who had a huge hit with the song "Follow Me" in 2000, is currently being held in Wake County Jail on $5 million bond.
According to arresting documents obtained by TMZ, Kracker , who is described as "a nationally known singer with major assets at his disposal," is considered to be a "exceptionally high flight risk."

Kracker is scheduled to face a judge on Friday.

http://www.tmz.com/2007/08/17/uncle-kra ... n-slammer/

12vmanRick · Post by **12vmanRick** » August 17, 2007 10:58 am

all that free stuff at his disposal and he has to go and force himself on someone, what a moron.

sonofabeach · Post by **sonofabeach** » August 17, 2007 1:57 pm

he is rather unfortunate looking but you're right Rick, I'm sure he gets Kenny Chesney's and Kid Rock's hand me downs so there was no need for this.

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » August 17, 2007 2:01 pm

sonofabeach wrote:he is rather unfortunate looking but you're right Rick, I'm sure he gets Kenny Chesney's and Kid Rock's hand me downs so there was no need for this.

guys... would you want to be "sharing" with either Cheeseney OR Rock?

12vmanRick · Post by **12vmanRick** » August 17, 2007 4:37 pm

RinglingRingling wrote:
sonofabeach wrote:he is rather unfortunate looking but you're right Rick, I'm sure he gets Kenny Chesney's and Kid Rock's hand me downs so there was no need for this.
guys... would you want to be "sharing" with either Cheeseney OR Rock?

well no.. and even as bad as this dude looks, look at Axl Rose which just proves that FUGLY rich guys can get a totally hot chick

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » August 17, 2007 5:00 pm

12vmanRick wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
sonofabeach wrote:he is rather unfortunate looking but you're right Rick, I'm sure he gets Kenny Chesney's and Kid Rock's hand me downs so there was no need for this.
guys... would you want to be "sharing" with either Cheeseney OR Rock?
well no.. and even as bad as this dude looks, look at Axl Rose which just proves that FUGLY rich guys can get a totally hot chick

You mean Christie Brinkley didn't marry Billy Joel for his mind?

12vmanRick · Post by **12vmanRick** » August 17, 2007 5:02 pm

LIPH wrote:
12vmanRick wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
sonofabeach wrote:he is rather unfortunate looking but you're right Rick, I'm sure he gets Kenny Chesney's and Kid Rock's hand me downs so there was no need for this.
guys... would you want to be "sharing" with either Cheeseney OR Rock?
well no.. and even as bad as this dude looks, look at Axl Rose which just proves that FUGLY rich guys can get a totally hot chick
You mean Christie Brinkley didn't marry Billy Joel for his mind?

dude you think PIA likes you for your looks?

Mr Play · Post by **Mr Play** » August 17, 2007 5:11 pm

I'm not sticking up for the guy but who knows what really happened.
Innocent until proven guilty and all...

12vmanRick · Post by **12vmanRick** » August 17, 2007 5:15 pm

Mr Play wrote:I'm not sticking up for the guy but who knows what really happened.
Innocent until proven guilty and all...

not in this country

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » August 18, 2007 8:35 am

12vmanRick wrote:
LIPH wrote:
12vmanRick wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
sonofabeach wrote:he is rather unfortunate looking but you're right Rick, I'm sure he gets Kenny Chesney's and Kid Rock's hand me downs so there was no need for this.
guys... would you want to be "sharing" with either Cheeseney OR Rock?
well no.. and even as bad as this dude looks, look at Axl Rose which just proves that FUGLY rich guys can get a totally hot chick
You mean Christie Brinkley didn't marry Billy Joel for his mind?
dude you think PIA likes you for your looks?

Of course she does, along with my sparkling wit and charming personality.

12vmanRick · Post by **12vmanRick** » August 18, 2007 9:41 am

LIPH wrote:
12vmanRick wrote:
LIPH wrote:
12vmanRick wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
sonofabeach wrote:he is rather unfortunate looking but you're right Rick, I'm sure he gets Kenny Chesney's and Kid Rock's hand me downs so there was no need for this.
guys... would you want to be "sharing" with either Cheeseney OR Rock?
well no.. and even as bad as this dude looks, look at Axl Rose which just proves that FUGLY rich guys can get a totally hot chick
You mean Christie Brinkley didn't marry Billy Joel for his mind?
dude you think PIA likes you for your looks?
Of course she does, along with my sparkling wit and charming personality.

more proof that old and delusional go hand in hand

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » August 18, 2007 9:53 am

LIPH wrote:
12vmanRick wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
sonofabeach wrote:he is rather unfortunate looking but you're right Rick, I'm sure he gets Kenny Chesney's and Kid Rock's hand me downs so there was no need for this.
guys... would you want to be "sharing" with either Cheeseney OR Rock?
well no.. and even as bad as this dude looks, look at Axl Rose which just proves that FUGLY rich guys can get a totally hot chick
You mean Christie Brinkley didn't marry Billy Joel for his mind?

no more than Hopalong married Paul McCartney for his recent brilliant songwriting skills and insights...

bravedave · Post by **bravedave** » August 18, 2007 11:43 pm

I don't think Unkle Kracker is that bad looking.
(I mean he's no Capt. Tony, but... )

NYCsharkling · Post by **NYCsharkling** » August 20, 2007 3:48 pm

I dont think he is bad looking either....

Tiki Torches · Post by **Tiki Torches** » August 20, 2007 4:07 pm

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » August 20, 2007 11:07 pm

Tiki Torches wrote:

looks like Pee Wee Hermans (Fat) brother..