Speeding senior

[aeroparrot]

>>A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Red Corvette
>>convertible out of the dealership.
>>
>>Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the
>>wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
>>
>>"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal to
>>the metal even more.
>>
>>Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind
>>him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.
>>
>>"I can get away from him. No problem!" Thought the elderly gent as
>>he floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120 mph.
>>
>>Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for
>>this nonsense!"
>>
>>He then pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the
>>Trooper to catch up.
>>
>>Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the driver's side
>>of the Corvette, looked at his watch and said,
>>
>>"Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday.
>>
>>If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never
>>heard
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>>before, I'll let you go."
>>
>>The man, looking very seriously at the Trooper, said,
>>
>>"Years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought
>>you
>
>>were bringing her back."
>>
>>"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper.

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