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The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years, he had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital.
He motioned for his nurse to come near.

'Yes, Father?' said the nurse.

'I would really like to see Senator's Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton before I die,' whispered the priest.

'I'll see what I can do, Father' replied the nurse.

The nurse sent the request to the Senate and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived; Senator's Kennedy and Clinton would be delighted to
visit the priest.

As they went to the hospital, Hilary commented to Teddy, 'I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly will help our images and might even get me elected President. After all, I'm IN IT TO WIN IT.'

Kennedy agreed--it was a good thing.

When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took Ted's hand in his right hand and Hilary's hand in his left. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face.

Finally Senator Kennedy spoke. 'Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?'

The old priest slowly replied, 'I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.'

' Amen' said Teddy.

'Amen' said Hillary.

The old priest continued...

'He died between two lying thieves. I would like to do the same.'

Really? Cause I think Shrub and Dick would work much, much better.

Triathlete-Parakeet2 wrote:Really? Cause I think Shrub and Dick would work much, much better.

It's a joke. It targets ALL politicians. Let's not ruin it with personal views....

Maybe if it starred one politician from each major party?

After all...the way to tell if a politician is lying is to watch their lips. If the lips are moving...they're lying.

Triathlete-Parakeet2 wrote:Really? Cause I think Shrub and Dick would work much, much better.

Sounds like you need a dick in YOUR shrub.
LIGHTHEN UP!!!
It's a JOKE!
That's why it's posted HERE!

Jeez, F'ing Louise!!!!!!

yeah, but I dont know exactly what Clinton or kennedy have stolen....lied, of course, but it would be funnier if it made sense.

Man you need a beer.... buz killer

but the joke was funny!

Not really. I still did laugh. I just like to give them Dem bashers a hard time!!

ahh to each his own. fugghetaboutitt

Triathlete-Parakeet2 wrote:Not really. I still did laugh. I just like to give them Dem bashers a hard time!!

ahh to each his own. fugghetaboutitt

Go for it-bash away. You probably don't get to do that very often here.
(Especially since there are only about THREE of us who are confirmed Republicans/Conservatives).

dang, really? I thought i was in a small minority here!

Trust me, you're not.
unfortunately