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I kind of like...

Lamprey Soup
Quietly making Lampries
Lamprey fare you well

and of course, my all time fave....

Delaney talks to Lampries

Hoot

...was previously titled, "Lamprey"
but the damn owl had naming rights in his contract

This isn't funny, I got bit by a lamprey when I was a kid.

But if I did find it funny, I would want to hear "Lampreys, Mummies and the Holy Ghost."