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Posted: August 31, 2007 6:05 pm
by ConchRepublican
RinglingRingling wrote:
BareFootBoy wrote:
boardkicker1015 wrote:i don't get you dislike toward chesney. Him and Buffett are almost the same. Country/beach music. I love them both
It's not dislike, we just enjoy making fun of someone vertically challanged. Hang around this site long enough and this will come up again. Personally I've seen him twice. The last time in Champaign, the first was at the McLean County fair back in the '90's performing on the back of a flat bed trailer before he made it big.
Vertically-challenged comes up a little short.. kinda like Kenny. :D
I know there's a Mini-KISS joke to be had in here somewhere, but I just can't find it . . .

Posted: August 31, 2007 6:36 pm
by SchoolGirlHeart
Buffett PHan wrote:Kenny is just as tall as Jimmy and Jimmy is just as short as Kenny. :lol:
and together they probably have more wealth than all of us BNers put together..... I think that means the short guys win..... :o

Posted: August 31, 2007 8:39 pm
by Migration Michelle
SchoolGirlHeart wrote:
Ova 40 Victim Of Fate wrote:
JB is an accomplished singer/songwriter, a consummate storyteller, and a great performer.
You forgot "REALLY CUTE!!!" :D :D :D

Posted: August 31, 2007 8:42 pm
by SMLCHNG
SchoolGirlHeart wrote: but the relentless KC bashing around here sure gets old..... :-? :-?
Very. :roll:

Posted: August 31, 2007 9:26 pm
by RinglingRingling
PJ wrote:Maybe if Kenny makes an appearance, he'll guest on Manana and sing the "anyone there really wanna get small" lyric.
:D:D:D

tho, it's "wanna get", and obviously Kenny has been waaaaaaay overserved on that chem. :)

Posted: August 31, 2007 9:29 pm
by RinglingRingling
SchoolGirlHeart wrote:
Ova 40 Victim Of Fate wrote:It's notjust about the show, it's about the atomosphere. Kenny is no Jimmy, and Jimmy certainly isn't Kenny. But I know when I'm at both of their show's I'm loving life and feeling good. What more could you ask for.
DING DING DING DING DING

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!

Re the comment a page or so back that said JB and KC are about the same... No, they're not. I like both, but JB is light years ahead of KC when you consider the whole package. JB is an accomplished singer/songwriter, a consummate storyteller, and a great performer.

IMHO, KC is a decent songwriter and a high energy performer who puts on a great show. I've been to two of his shows and enjoyed them immensely. Like O40VOF said above, what more could you ask for?

Kenny is no Jimmy - at least not yet - but the relentless KC bashing around here sure gets old..... :-? :-?
it's not relentless, nor is it bashing.. it's cracking jokes about midgets

Posted: August 31, 2007 9:29 pm
by drunkpirate66
SchoolGirlHeart wrote:
Buffett PHan wrote:Kenny is just as tall as Jimmy and Jimmy is just as short as Kenny. :lol:
and together they probably have more wealth than all of us BNers put together..... I think that means the short guys win..... :o
speak for yourself . . . I own a 1982 Jeep Wrangler.

Posted: August 31, 2007 9:30 pm
by RinglingRingling
SchoolGirlHeart wrote:
drunkpirate66 wrote:
SharkOnLand wrote:
UpstateNYPH wrote:
drunkpirate66 wrote:um . . . not to add fuel to this rumor because I do not believe it to be true . . . but there was atleast one famous short person hanging with Jimmy out Massachusetts island way . . . take it for what its worth.

(they are gone now)
Jimmy and Gary Coleman are friends?
What you talkin' about Willis?
Was he the kid who played Webster? If so . . . then, no, the guy was white and never took his cowboy hat off. :lol:
Doesn't KC usually wear a baseball cap when he's just hanging out? :wink:
a 3 and 2/8ths cap..

Posted: August 31, 2007 10:48 pm
by msu#1
You gotta love fat old people who hide behind a computer screen making short jokes.

When is a mod gonna start locking these threads, there pretty useless

Posted: August 31, 2007 10:56 pm
by SMLCHNG
msu#1 wrote:You gotta love fat old people who hide behind a computer screen making short jokes.

When is a mod gonna start locking these threads, they're pretty useless
Not sure how you know those who are making 'jokes' are fat or old.


If the moderators locked EVERY 'useless' thread here we might have a very limited number of threads folks can reply to.

Posted: August 31, 2007 11:14 pm
by LIPH
SMLCHNG wrote:
msu#1 wrote:You gotta love fat old people who hide behind a computer screen making short jokes.

When is a mod gonna start locking these threads, they're pretty useless
Not sure how you know those who are making 'jokes' are fat or old.


If the moderators locked EVERY 'useless' thread here we might have a very limited number of threads folks can reply to.
I think the "I found Landshark" threads are useless but I've never suggested locking them. Even people who like bad beer deserve a place to chat. :lol:

Posted: September 1, 2007 12:42 am
by Migration Michelle
LIPH wrote:
SMLCHNG wrote:
msu#1 wrote:You gotta love fat old people who hide behind a computer screen making short jokes.

When is a mod gonna start locking these threads, they're pretty useless
Not sure how you know those who are making 'jokes' are fat or old.


If the moderators locked EVERY 'useless' thread here we might have a very limited number of threads folks can reply to.
I think the "I found Landshark" threads are useless but I've never suggested locking them. Even people who like bad beer deserve a place to chat. :lol:
Larry, Larry, Larry...must we continue this discussion...especially after I've been drinking them!! :lol: 8)

Posted: September 1, 2007 3:27 am
by CaptainP
For the record, the only "Chesney-bashing" I ever do is actually directed at the women who gush over how "hot" he is....they always seem to want to ignore me when I point out that he looks like Dick Cheney, or at best George Costanza...once he takes his hat off, that is...


Looking like Dick Cheney:
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Looking like George Costanza:
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Posted: September 1, 2007 8:49 am
by SchoolGirlHeart
CaptainP wrote:Image
this is an old picture, before he started working out. amazing what a few hours in the gym can do.....

Posted: September 1, 2007 9:28 am
by RinglingRingling
CaptainP wrote:For the record, the only "Chesney-bashing" I ever do is actually directed at the women who gush over how "hot" he is....they always seem to want to ignore me when I point out that he looks like Dick Cheney, or at best George Costanza...once he takes his hat off, that is...


Looking like Dick Cheney:
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Looking like George Costanza:
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wow, your daughter has more hair. :D

Posted: September 1, 2007 10:02 am
by SchoolGirlHeart
Hair has little to do with a man's "sexiness" factor.....

Sean Connery, Patrick Stewart.... I rest my case....

Posted: September 1, 2007 10:31 am
by TommyS.
SchoolGirlHeart wrote:Hair has little to do with a man's "sexiness" factor.....

Sean Connery, Patrick Stewart.... I rest my case....
So you're okay with me shaving my chest before you come to Hawaii next month? You know how I hate the way the Cheez Whiz gets stuck in it. :P

Posted: September 1, 2007 10:34 am
by Zuke
Isn't it Chesney's fault that the parking is all screwed up now? :o

Posted: September 1, 2007 10:41 am
by RinglingRingling
ConchRepublican wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
BareFootBoy wrote:
boardkicker1015 wrote:i don't get you dislike toward chesney. Him and Buffett are almost the same. Country/beach music. I love them both
It's not dislike, we just enjoy making fun of someone vertically challanged. Hang around this site long enough and this will come up again. Personally I've seen him twice. The last time in Champaign, the first was at the McLean County fair back in the '90's performing on the back of a flat bed trailer before he made it big.
Vertically-challenged comes up a little short.. kinda like Kenny. :D
I know there's a Mini-KISS joke to be had in here somewhere, but I just can't find it . . .
Kenny's next goal.. find a tailor who works in 1/3 scale. :)

Posted: September 1, 2007 10:42 am
by RinglingRingling
SchoolGirlHeart wrote:Hair has little to do with a man's "sexiness" factor.....

Sean Connery, Patrick Stewart.... I rest my case....
I hate to tell you this.. but you have as much of a shot with Patrick Stewart as you have with Harvey Fierstein...