Another Tragic Labrador Mauling

Dutch Harbor PH · Post by **Dutch Harbor PH** » September 8, 2007 5:42 am

While minding his own business, surfing his wave, Surfer Bob was mauled. A local black Labrador is suspected in the mauling. The labrador, sat with big puppy eyes and droopy ears and tried to say "It wasn't me! It was the cat"....Likely story!!!

redwinemaker · Post by **redwinemaker** » September 8, 2007 5:44 am

Thats why I name my late best friend Max, short for Max-a-Million cause it seemed like he ate about a million bucks worth of stuff.

sunseeker · Post by **sunseeker** » September 8, 2007 7:46 am

I thought this was some animal abuse thread...I just about didn't open it....

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » September 8, 2007 8:06 am

it was the cat..

pamesoo · Post by **pamesoo** » September 8, 2007 8:40 am

Oh, those labs! Mine usually targets the underwear for her maulings.

bravedave · Post by **bravedave** » September 8, 2007 9:22 am

You better have a strong stomach to see this! You'll need it.

Dog Pack Kills Alligator In Florida
At times nature can be cruel, but there is also a raw beauty, and even a certain justice manifested within that cruelty.

The alligator, one of the oldest and ultimate predators, normally considered the apex predator in its natural eco-system, can still fall victim to implemented team work strategy, made possible by the tight knit social structure and survival of the fittest pack mentality bred into canines over the last thousands of years by natural selection. See the remarkable photograph attached, courtesy of Nature Magazine.

Note that the Alpha dog has a muzzle hold on the gator preventing it from breathing, while the remainder of the pack prevents the beast from rolling.
Beware! This is not for the squeamish!

Scroll down for photo.......

nutmeg · Post by **nutmeg** » September 8, 2007 10:20 am

OK I really didn't want to open this....but since Labs aren't know for mauling I was curious and had an inkling that it might not be "tragic"

The only way the kitty did that was if surfer bob was made of wool....

popcornjack · Post by **popcornjack** » September 8, 2007 10:32 am

this s*** is FUNNY!!!!!!

Rum_Runner · Post by **Rum_Runner** » September 8, 2007 10:36 am

bravedave wrote:You better have a strong stomach to see this! You'll need it.

Dog Pack Kills Alligator In Florida
At times nature can be cruel, but there is also a raw beauty, and even a certain justice manifested within that cruelty.

The alligator, one of the oldest and ultimate predators, normally considered the apex predator in its natural eco-system, can still fall victim to implemented team work strategy, made possible by the tight knit social structure and survival of the fittest pack mentality bred into canines over the last thousands of years by natural selection. See the remarkable photograph attached, courtesy of Nature Magazine.

Note that the Alpha dog has a muzzle hold on the gator preventing it from breathing, while the remainder of the pack prevents the beast from rolling.
Beware! This is not for the squeamish!

Scroll down for photo.......

That is very funny, great pic....

Post by **SMLCHNG** » September 8, 2007 10:49 am

I'm with the others.. I couldn't imagine a lab mauling someone..

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » September 8, 2007 10:54 am

best one I have ever heard is the one about the tweenie dachshund vs. the alligator in FL.

Moonie · Post by **Moonie** » September 8, 2007 10:57 am

My labs ate things until they were almost 5 yrs. old...you'd think they had given it up after a while, come home and find a table with only 3 legs....

they were definitely worth their trouble....both of 'em, Cindi, the red head, and Luci, the black one.

Max-a-million is a perfect name for them.

springparrot · Post by **springparrot** » September 8, 2007 10:58 am

Thanks for the laughs on Sat Morning

FunkHouse9 · Post by **FunkHouse9** » September 8, 2007 11:26 am

Sail on Surfer Bob...

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » September 8, 2007 11:42 am

he can still hang 10... his trailing arm just isn't that good for balance..

docandjeanie · Post by **docandjeanie** » September 8, 2007 11:56 am

Saw this and was afraid to open, now I appreciate the laugh. Thanks

Tequila Revenge · Post by **Tequila Revenge** » September 8, 2007 12:17 pm

[quote="nutmeg"]OK I really didn't want to open this....but since Labs aren't know for mauling I was curious and had an inkling that it might not be "tragic"

The only way the kitty did that was if surfer bob was made of wool....[/quote]

What is the kitty was out of it's mind cranked up on cat nip?

IrishPirate · Post by **IrishPirate** » September 8, 2007 12:19 pm

pbans · Post by **pbans** » September 8, 2007 12:19 pm

At our house, Doctor Ken had to change his specialty from neurosurgery to psychology after an unfortunate run in with a jack russell terrier!

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » September 8, 2007 12:53 pm

My lab mix works with the cat. She's got the cat under some weird mind control. She gets the cat to knock stuff down to her for her to chew.

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