Not so funny

[Moonie]

No, I'm very serious..and as a general rule, I don't feel threatened...but his actions and his movement in the parking lot appeared he/they were scouting out something..

not sure what....unlocked cars? someone that looked vulnerable to give up cash quickly... I have no idea....certainly they were of Latino descent.

Saturday isn't a good day for that, the parking lot tends to have a lot of.......Marines/Navy from the base shopping with their families or with another Marine/Navy....

I didn't notice any gang tats, and you could have seen them, no shirt, so there was no way they could actually get in the store...

[C-Dawg]

Hey, I want to apologize to any public servants who were offended by my post....the proper term should have been "politicians", as they are the ones who give themselves the raises I mentioned.

[12vmanRick]

The current rules for being President are
Section One of Article II of the U.S. Constitution establishes the requirements one must meet in order to become President. The president must be a natural-born citizen of the United States (or a citizen of the United States at the time the U.S. Constitution was adopted), be at least 35 years old, and have been a resident of the United States for 14 years.


Here are the new rules for being President
1) You must come from a lower middle class or middle class family, no millionaires, ever again! No person who earns more than $300,000 a year can apply for a Presidential nomination period.
2) You must have someone in your family that has a mental illness in some capacity.
3) You must have paid your own way through college, and borrowed an excessive amount of money to do so.
4) You must have put $2.00 in your gas tank( in quarters) at some point, so the attendant can say "too cold out there to pump anymore that that?" and you can say, thats all I have till friday bro!
5) You must have eaten Ramen Noodles for several weeks in a row, and know what they taste like with mustard, ketchup, and hot sauce.
6) You must have had to pay taxes.
7) You must not be related to any CEO or VP in the oil or tobacco business.
You must not be allowed to ever advertise when running for President, you are only allowed to have public debates with your opponent.
9) You must have a reasonable I.Q.
10) You must have asked yourself at some point or another, who are these clowns running this country and why isn't anyone else as mad as me!

** Just for the hell of it, lets make these rules apply to congressmen and senators, no more corruption, no more of our tax money in your pockets, lets start over, they all s***!

[flyboy55]

The current rules for being President are
Section One of Article II of the U.S. Constitution establishes the requirements one must meet in order to become President. The president must be a natural-born citizen of the United States (or a citizen of the United States at the time the U.S. Constitution was adopted), be at least 35 years old, and have been a resident of the United States for 14 years.


Here are the new rules for being President
1) You must come from a lower middle class or middle class family, no millionaires, ever again! No person who earns more than $300,000 a year can apply for a Presidential nomination period.
2) You must have someone in your family that has a mental illness in some capacity.
3) You must have paid your own way through college, and borrowed an excessive amount of money to do so.
4) You must have put $2.00 in your gas tank( in quarters) at some point, so the attendant can say "too cold out there to pump anymore that that?" and you can say, thats all I have till friday bro!
5) You must have eaten Ramen Noodles for several weeks in a row, and know what they taste like with mustard, ketchup, and hot sauce.
6) You must have had to pay taxes.
7) You must not be related to any CEO or VP in the oil or tobacco business.
You must not be allowed to ever advertise when running for President, you are only allowed to have public debates with your opponent.
9) You must have a reasonable I.Q.
10) You must have asked yourself at some point or another, who are these clowns running this country and why isn't anyone else as mad as me!

** Just for the hell of it, lets make these rules apply to congressmen and senators, no more corruption, no more of our tax money in your pockets, lets start over, they all s***!

I just realized I meet all of your qualifiers. I would like to be the first to throw my hat in the ring.

[jonesbeach10]

The current rules for being President are
Section One of Article II of the U.S. Constitution establishes the requirements one must meet in order to become President. The president must be a natural-born citizen of the United States (or a citizen of the United States at the time the U.S. Constitution was adopted), be at least 35 years old, and have been a resident of the United States for 14 years.


Here are the new rules for being President
1) You must come from a lower middle class or middle class family, no millionaires, ever again! No person who earns more than $300,000 a year can apply for a Presidential nomination period.
2) You must have someone in your family that has a mental illness in some capacity.
3) You must have paid your own way through college, and borrowed an excessive amount of money to do so.
4) You must have put $2.00 in your gas tank( in quarters) at some point, so the attendant can say "too cold out there to pump anymore that that?" and you can say, thats all I have till friday bro!
5) You must have eaten Ramen Noodles for several weeks in a row, and know what they taste like with mustard, ketchup, and hot sauce.
6) You must have had to pay taxes.
7) You must not be related to any CEO or VP in the oil or tobacco business.
You must not be allowed to ever advertise when running for President, you are only allowed to have public debates with your opponent.
9) You must have a reasonable I.Q.
10) You must have asked yourself at some point or another, who are these clowns running this country and why isn't anyone else as mad as me!

** Just for the hell of it, lets make these rules apply to congressmen and senators, no more corruption, no more of our tax money in your pockets, lets start over, they all s***!

I just realized I meet all of your qualifiers. I would like to be the first to throw my hat in the ring.

I'll be the second.