2nd Affair
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britparrothead
- If we weren't all crazy ...
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- Favorite Buffett Song: Floridays
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- Location: Bournemouth, England
2nd Affair
A mortician was working late one night.
He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen!
'I'm sorry, Mr. Schwartz,' the mortician commented, 'I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must! be saved for posterity.'
So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home.
'I have to show you something you won't believe,' he said to his wife, opening his briefcase.
'My God!' the wife exclaimed, 'Schwartz is dead?!?!'
I'm a permanent reminder of a temporary feeling!
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Gooney Bird
- Nibblin' on sponge cake
- Posts: 45
- Joined: August 13, 2007 1:52 am
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- Location: Bird Lady of Everett, WA 47°N58'45'', 122°W12'03''
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IrishPirate
- Chewin' on a Honeysuckle Vine
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- Joined: July 28, 2006 9:50 pm
- Favorite Buffett Song: CILCIA and far to many to mention here
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- Favorite Boat Drink: margaritas, pina coladas, 7&7
- Location: Looking for a smooth sea to sail
