Religion
Posted: September 27, 2007 11:00 am
A Catholic priest, a Baptist pastor and a Rabbi decide to test who has the true religion - their task - to try to convert a grizzly bear.
Naturally this is hard work, and they all wind up in hospital, sharing the same ward.
The pastor and the rabbi ask the priest how he got on.
Looking a bit battered, bruised and bandaged, the priest replied "Oh, it wasn't easy, I got him to learn the catechism, and after he'd beaten me about the head a few times, finally he took his first Communion and he's now a Catholic."
"Excellent" said the other two. "How did you get on, pastor?" says the priest to the Baptist pastor who had a few broken ribs and a sling on his arm.
"Well, it was even more difficult than I thought" he replied. "I had to wrestle him into the river and dunk him three times, he put up a terrific struggle but he’s now a Baptist."
Then the two Christian ministers turned to the rabbi: "How did you do?"
"Well, it was very, very difficult indeed" said the rabbi, looking very battered with a broken arm and leg and bandaged from head to foot, "On reflection, perhaps I should not have started with circumcision..."
Naturally this is hard work, and they all wind up in hospital, sharing the same ward.
The pastor and the rabbi ask the priest how he got on.
Looking a bit battered, bruised and bandaged, the priest replied "Oh, it wasn't easy, I got him to learn the catechism, and after he'd beaten me about the head a few times, finally he took his first Communion and he's now a Catholic."
"Excellent" said the other two. "How did you get on, pastor?" says the priest to the Baptist pastor who had a few broken ribs and a sling on his arm.
"Well, it was even more difficult than I thought" he replied. "I had to wrestle him into the river and dunk him three times, he put up a terrific struggle but he’s now a Baptist."
Then the two Christian ministers turned to the rabbi: "How did you do?"
"Well, it was very, very difficult indeed" said the rabbi, looking very battered with a broken arm and leg and bandaged from head to foot, "On reflection, perhaps I should not have started with circumcision..."
