What would you put in a Fortune Cookie??

SharkOnLand · Post by **SharkOnLand** » October 12, 2007 10:34 am

"Stop looking at me like that."

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » October 12, 2007 10:45 am

Capt.Flock · Post by **Capt.Flock** » October 12, 2007 10:59 am

Dreams are like Rainbows , Only Idiots chase them

The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly like this dinner

You were meant for someone. Perhaps as a punishment to that someone.

The person across from you really does not like you

Your purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others

It's over, man. Let her go.

Lunch is over now get back to work

What is the point

She is going to say no

If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a fool about it.

You made your mother cry

No one believes fortune cookies , but you still read it didnt you?

Wrong side

The universe is mostly empty space just like you

Your brain is like your stomach in the sense that if it's empty, you're willing to put anything in there to fill it up like this bland cookie

Snowparrot · Post by **Snowparrot** » October 12, 2007 11:02 am

Yoou are very fond of Chinese food.

citcat · Post by **citcat** » October 12, 2007 11:34 am

I like my signature line, I'd put that in a cookie.

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cocotel · Post by **cocotel** » October 12, 2007 12:00 pm

Spicy General Tso love you long time.

citcat · Post by **citcat** » October 12, 2007 12:23 pm

cocotel wrote:Spicy General Tso love you long time.

or:"Spicy General Tsao Chicken do number on intestinal fortitude, especially next day."

cocotel · Post by **cocotel** » October 12, 2007 12:27 pm

citcat wrote:
cocotel wrote:Spicy General Tso love you long time.

or:"Spicy General Tsao Chicken do number on intestinal fortitude, especially next day."

The next fortune cook would then have to say, "Come on Ice cream!!"

citcat · Post by **citcat** » October 12, 2007 12:34 pm

cocotel wrote:
citcat wrote:
cocotel wrote:Spicy General Tso love you long time.

or:"Spicy General Tsao Chicken do number on intestinal fortitude, especially next day."

The next fortune cook would then have to say, "Come on Ice cream!!"

AlbatrossFlyer · Post by **AlbatrossFlyer** » October 12, 2007 1:41 pm

and you thought the Kun Pao chicken was REALLY chicken....

cocotel · Post by **cocotel** » October 12, 2007 1:48 pm

You eat all da duck!!

Wino you know · Post by **Wino you know** » October 12, 2007 2:43 pm

Relax, Fatso. Healthy people die too.

cocotel · Post by **cocotel** » October 12, 2007 3:06 pm

I got your Peking right here.

cedarkey · Post by **cedarkey** » October 12, 2007 9:51 pm

"If all else fails, play dead"

Post by **SMLCHNG** » October 12, 2007 9:58 pm

"Do you want fries with that?"

blackjacks wife · Post by **blackjacks wife** » October 12, 2007 10:20 pm

Crazy Navy Flyer wrote:"Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese cookie factory!"

That's Mine!!!!!!

My Dad said that EVERY TIME we had Chinese for dinner.

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » October 12, 2007 11:26 pm

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:
pair8head wrote: Ok so what would you put in a fortune cookie???
Taste?

It seems like all chinese food places have gone to those nasty orange fortune cookies. They are nothing like the old ones.

We still get the Almond tasting ones here..

Post by **SMLCHNG** » October 12, 2007 11:27 pm

ragtopW wrote: We still get the Almond tasting ones here..

Here too.

flyboy55 · Post by **flyboy55** » October 13, 2007 11:19 am

Warning: cookie may contain lead

cocotel · Post by **cocotel** » October 13, 2007 11:27 am

flyboy55 wrote:Warning: cookie may contain lead

Funny but could be true!!

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