How to party at a Jimmy Buffett Concert?

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » October 18, 2007 1:57 am

This is something I definitely need. I don't get out much.

popcornjack · Post by **popcornjack** » October 18, 2007 2:10 am

BigR-KyParrothead wrote:
popcornjack wrote:
BigR-KyParrothead wrote:i really dont think i need a book telling me how to party at buffett
I just need people the next day to tell me how I did.

i was like that in cincy AND indy this summer

THAT'S why we don't remember each other from Cincy!!

You get me a Nashville ticket yet?

lostparrot · Post by **lostparrot** » October 18, 2007 5:02 am

It all comes down to the book being a simple way to make money with the least amount of work. Far as the book being worth it? Come on! Were parrotheads. We don't need a damn book to show us how to party at a buffett show.

tropicalfever · Post by **tropicalfever** » October 18, 2007 3:55 pm

Anything you need to know, just ask or better yet get Mr. Play to hook you up.

TropicalTroubador · Post by **TropicalTroubador** » October 18, 2007 4:00 pm

How to party at a Buffett concert:

1) Show up
2) Eat the tasty jello shots provided by the friendly people in the parking lot
3) Put on the interesting decorations they hand you
4) Drink the tasty margaritas provided by the friendly people in the parking lot
5) Do what the people around you are doing
6) repeat steps 2-5

Capt.Flock · Post by **Capt.Flock** » October 18, 2007 4:06 pm

Chapter 6
Titled Drunk Man Walking

Chapter 7
How to put a plastic butt on correctly

Chapter 8
When waddling through a crowd gives tips on how not to spill your drink

Chapter 9
coauthored by HOG
How to get your photograph taken with hot babes

BigR-KyParrothead · Post by **BigR-KyParrothead** » October 18, 2007 4:09 pm

Capt.Flock wrote:Chapter 6
Titled Drunk Man Walking

Chapter 7
How to put a plastic butt on correctly

Chapter 8
When waddling through a crowd gives tips on how not to spill your drink

Chapter 9
coauthored by HOG
How to get your photograph taken with hot babes

Chapter 10
How to make Parrot-p***

Chapter 11
How many JagerBombs are too many?

CrznDnUS1 · Post by **CrznDnUS1** » October 18, 2007 4:22 pm

BigR-KyParrothead wrote: Chapter 6
Titled Drunk Man Walking

Chapter 7
How to put a plastic butt on correctly

Chapter 8
When waddling through a crowd gives tips on how not to spill your drink

Chapter 9
coauthored by HOG
How to get your photograph taken with hot babes

Chapter 10
How to make Parrot-p***

Chapter 11
How to build your own Port a John.

Liar's Saloon MTK · Post by **Liar's Saloon MTK** » October 18, 2007 4:26 pm

uh-oh, how will I enjoy myself in Vegas now? What ever shall I do? I'm sure consuming some Margaritas and Landsharks shall help in some way, but maybe the book will tell me something different.

bravedave · Post by **bravedave** » October 18, 2007 10:02 pm

The sequel...
How to Read This Book

Post by **SMLCHNG** » October 18, 2007 10:05 pm

bravedave wrote:The sequel...
How to Read This Book

Landshark Girl · Post by **Landshark Girl** » October 18, 2007 10:38 pm

popcornjack wrote:
BigR-KyParrothead wrote:
popcornjack wrote:
BigR-KyParrothead wrote:i really dont think i need a book telling me how to party at buffett
I just need people the next day to tell me how I did.

i was like that in cincy AND indy this summer
THAT'S why we don't remember each other from Cincy!! You get me a Nashville ticket yet?

do you remember anyone from cincy?

popcornjack · Post by **popcornjack** » October 19, 2007 2:26 am

Landshark Girl wrote:
popcornjack wrote:
BigR-KyParrothead wrote:
popcornjack wrote:
BigR-KyParrothead wrote:i really dont think i need a book telling me how to party at buffett
I just need people the next day to tell me how I did.

i was like that in cincy AND indy this summer
THAT'S why we don't remember each other from Cincy!! You get me a Nashville ticket yet?
do you remember anyone from cincy?

I remember a hot chick in a shark suit. Really hope I get to meet her again.

BigR-KyParrothead · Post by **BigR-KyParrothead** » October 19, 2007 3:19 am

popcornjack wrote:
Landshark Girl wrote:
popcornjack wrote:
BigR-KyParrothead wrote:
popcornjack wrote:
BigR-KyParrothead wrote:i really dont think i need a book telling me how to party at buffett
I just need people the next day to tell me how I did.

i was like that in cincy AND indy this summer
THAT'S why we don't remember each other from Cincy!! You get me a Nashville ticket yet?
do you remember anyone from cincy?
I remember a hot chick in a shark suit. Really hope I get to meet her again.

better be carefull with those BN romances

popcornjack · Post by **popcornjack** » October 19, 2007 3:37 am

BigR-KyParrothead wrote:
popcornjack wrote:
Landshark Girl wrote:
popcornjack wrote:
BigR-KyParrothead wrote:
popcornjack wrote: I just need people the next day to tell me how I did.

i was like that in cincy AND indy this summer
THAT'S why we don't remember each other from Cincy!! You get me a Nashville ticket yet?
do you remember anyone from cincy?
I remember a hot chick in a shark suit. Really hope I get to meet her again.
better be carefull with those BN romances

It's more of an unrequited love than a romance. It was late, the concert was going, I had come back from my four hour "fog"

and out of the crowd, dressed in gray cardboard and white teeth, came a vision that haunts me to this day as she swam by me in the crowd of celebrants.

inked-parrotthead · Post by **inked-parrotthead** » October 19, 2007 6:53 am

Been practicing J.B. tailgating partys for a loonnngggg time IM a pro!!!

sonofabeach · Post by **sonofabeach** » October 19, 2007 9:44 am

I already wrote this book but it's kinda short

Here's it is:
Just add alcohol
The End

SharkOnLand · Post by **SharkOnLand** » October 19, 2007 12:39 pm

Chapter 42: How to flash. (If they have pictures, I'll probably buy the thing

)

citcat · Post by **citcat** » October 19, 2007 1:28 pm

Chapter 12. How to choose the right parking lot.

Chapter 13. PICK UP YOUR TRASH !!!!!!!!!

Chapter 14. Games to play in the car while you are waiting to get OUT of the parking lot.

Grams · Post by **Grams** » October 21, 2007 7:03 pm

LIPH wrote:This is something I definitely need. I don't get out much.

I'm going to laugh when you get 50 of these!!!!