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Mindbender #19
Posted: October 22, 2007 3:00 pm
by SMLCHNG
30 percent of men do this shortly after a divorce.....
Posted: October 22, 2007 3:02 pm
by nutmeg
Marry the woman they were messing around with?

Posted: October 22, 2007 3:02 pm
by Capt.Flock
get back with the person they divorced EWWWWWWW
Posted: October 22, 2007 3:03 pm
by Dezdmona
buy a new car
experience depression
Posted: October 22, 2007 3:47 pm
by CaptainP
Refer to their "ex" a ho.
Posted: October 22, 2007 3:53 pm
by 12vmanRick
go to a strip club
Posted: October 22, 2007 3:54 pm
by LIPH
Throw a huge party to celebrate
Posted: October 22, 2007 4:20 pm
by 12vmanRick
actually get laid
Posted: October 22, 2007 4:23 pm
by 12vmanRick
call their mom
Posted: October 22, 2007 4:28 pm
by redwinemaker
The same thing that 70% of women do ... talk trash about the ex
Posted: October 22, 2007 4:29 pm
by LIPH
boink their secretary
Posted: October 22, 2007 4:30 pm
by LIPH
in honor of the Harry Potter revelation - come out of the closet
Posted: October 22, 2007 5:21 pm
by RinglingRingling
upgrade the wardrobe and get a toupe
Posted: October 22, 2007 9:36 pm
by alphabits
Date someone half their age .....
Move .....
Sell their wedding ring .....
Posted: October 22, 2007 9:44 pm
by SMLCHNG
Posted: October 23, 2007 12:48 am
by LIPH
alphabits wrote:Date someone half their age .....
But I've never even been married

Posted: October 23, 2007 3:08 am
by redwinemaker
LIPH wrote:alphabits wrote:Date someone half their age .....
But I've never even been married

Larry, remember the Frenchmens rule: Half your age plus seven years is the age your mistress/lover should be.
Posted: October 23, 2007 10:39 am
by LIPH
That would make her 34, much too old.

Posted: October 23, 2007 10:46 am
by alphabits
LIPH wrote:alphabits wrote:Date someone half their age .....
But I've never even been married

That would explain why you're always smiling.
